Funny Golf Quotes
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Funny Golf Quotes & Sayings
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My mom's been having a hard time lately. She just found out that she has to have both of her breasts removed - if she's ever going to be good at golf.
— Anthony Jeselnik
A world revolution to a higher social order, a world order, or utter downfall lies before us all.
— H.G.Wells
Character is plot, plot is character.
— F Scott Fitzgerald
Sure, each night we staggered home, unfired, unglazed, already broken without knowing it. But at least we were trying.
— Miguel Syjuco
It is precisely for the reason that Truth is utterly simple, basic, elementary and totally obvious, that it is completely overlooked.
— Ramesh S Balsekar
In the night, your loneliness crushes you, as if the sky itself has swooped down to smother you in its cold arms.
— Sabaa Tahir
Be funny on a golf course? Do I kid my best friend's mother about her heart condition?
— Phil Silvers
Outer beauty attracts, but inner beauty captivates.
— Kate Angell
Never feel guilty about anything shame and guilt are a waste of time just do what you do
and deal with it — Kevin Brooks
and deal with it — Kevin Brooks
Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.
— Jack Benny
Do you think God can be trusted? Or do yo think you need to take things into your own hands?
— Andy Stanley
Never admit that your back goes out more than you do
— Joan Rivers
Could I imagine myself as king? Of course I could.
— Jonathan Rhys Meyers
Men and not measures are, no doubt, the very life of politics. But then it is not the fashion to say so in public places.
— Anthony Trollope
I never learned anything from a match that I won.
— Bobby Jones
I don't exaggerate - I just remember big.
— Chi Chi Rodriguez