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Funny Go To Bed Quotes By Robyn Schneider: I finally got up around noon, after having

I finally got up around noon, after having decided that, as far as monogamous relationships go, I could probably do worse than marrying my bed. — Robyn Schneider

Funny Go To Bed Quotes By Henny Youngman: I was just in London - there is

I was just in London - there is a 6 hour time difference. I'm still confused. When I go to dinner, I feel sexy. When I go to bed, I feel hungry. — Henny Youngman

Funny Go To Bed Quotes By Daniel Tosh: You know your girlfriend is too young when

You know your girlfriend is too young when she'll do everything in bed but go upside down because it's too scary. — Daniel Tosh

Funny Go To Bed Quotes By John Pinette: If you go to Bed Bath & Beyond

If you go to Bed Bath & Beyond without a coupon, people will wonder if you're OK. — John Pinette

Funny Go To Bed Quotes By Ethan Day: You win, you dirty evil butt-munch. I'll never

You win, you dirty evil butt-munch. I'll never not let you stay over again. Now let's go back to bed. — Ethan Day

Funny Go To Bed Quotes By Phyllis Diller: Never go to bed mad. Stay up and

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight. — Phyllis Diller

Funny Go To Bed Quotes By Dark Jar Tin Zoo: In bed, I can go for hours. Oh

In bed, I can go for hours. Oh yes, I love naps. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

Funny Go To Bed Quotes By Ally Carter: Go to bed, Cammie," my aunt ordered, sounding

Go to bed, Cammie," my aunt ordered, sounding exactly like my mother.
"No," I said, sounding exactly like my aunt. — Ally Carter