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Funny Get Up And Go Quotes By S. Walden: Ryan, when did you get a girlfriend?" his

Ryan, when did you get a girlfriend?" his sister asked.
"She's not my girlfriend, Kaylen," Ryan replied. "Go away. — S. Walden

Funny Get Up And Go Quotes By Jim Butcher: Home is where, when you go there and

Home is where, when you go there and tell people to get out, they have to leave. — Jim Butcher

Funny Get Up And Go Quotes By K.J. Kilton: Any change that shortens the path between a

Any change that shortens the path between a writer and reader is a win for the book world. — K.J. Kilton

Funny Get Up And Go Quotes By Gary Player: Everyone wants to be known as a great

Everyone wants to be known as a great striker of the ball for some reason. Nobody wants to be called a lucky, one-putting s.o.b. — Gary Player

Funny Get Up And Go Quotes By Steven Wright: If you melt dry ice in a pool

If you melt dry ice in a pool and go swimming, will you get wet? — Steven Wright

Funny Get Up And Go Quotes By Janet Evanovich: My eyes rolled so far back in my

My eyes rolled so far back in my head that I could see myself think — Janet Evanovich

Funny Get Up And Go Quotes By Robert Parish: My father taught me a good lesson: Don't

My father taught me a good lesson: Don't get to low when things go wrong. And don't get too high when things are good. — Robert Parish

Funny Get Up And Go Quotes By Alan Carr: What am I supposed to do if I

What am I supposed to do if I go bald? Get a wig? Fat, goofy, gay, wig. I might as well get a piano and start an Elton John tribute act! — Alan Carr

Funny Get Up And Go Quotes By Henry Kimsey-House: We must be present enough and receptive enough

We must be present enough and receptive enough to "hear" with our whole being beyond just the words that are being spoken. — Henry Kimsey-House

Funny Get Up And Go Quotes By Rita Rudner: Men are brave enough to go to war,

Men are brave enough to go to war, but they are not brave enough to get a bikini wax. — Rita Rudner

Funny Get Up And Go Quotes By Lewis Black: Kids seem to get me when I play

Kids seem to get me when I play colleges - they like it because I go after them. They'll come up after and say I am like their dads, only funny. — Lewis Black

Funny Get Up And Go Quotes By Bob Hope: Not that they were that anxious to see

Not that they were that anxious to see Ronnie as President; they were afraid if he didn't get elected, he'd go back to acting. — Bob Hope

Funny Get Up And Go Quotes By Mark Leiren-Young: Like all great adventures, this one started with

Like all great adventures, this one started with someone trying to get laid. King Menelaus didn't go to Troy for the baklava. — Mark Leiren-Young

Funny Get Up And Go Quotes By Jack Johnson: I can go for a week without a

I can go for a week without a guitar, but it's not even funny if I don't get to surf for a month. — Jack Johnson

Funny Get Up And Go Quotes By Regina Griffin: Ish #109 If MapQuest says make a right,

Ish #109 If MapQuest says make a right, go straight. You'll get there quicker. — Regina Griffin

Funny Get Up And Go Quotes By Howard Mittelmark: A good approach is to allow one dream

A good approach is to allow one dream per novel. Then, in the final revision, go back and get rid of that, too. — Howard Mittelmark

Funny Get Up And Go Quotes By Gabriel Iglesias: I'm a big boy, but I can get

I'm a big boy, but I can get jiggy with it. Ladies, I will go to dance clubs, and I will tear it up hardcore for a good 30 seconds. — Gabriel Iglesias

Funny Get Up And Go Quotes By Bill Engvall: Welcome to my garage! This is where I

Welcome to my garage! This is where I go to get away from the honey-do list. — Bill Engvall

Funny Get Up And Go Quotes By Ian Watson: I'm going to do the old 'plaster removal'

I'm going to do the old 'plaster removal' technique and just get the pain over with in one go: 'Life's Too Short' isn't funny to me. — Ian Watson

Funny Get Up And Go Quotes By Katie McGarry: I didn't want her to go, ever. I

I didn't want her to go, ever. I wanted Echo in my bed every night with my arms and legs wrapped around her. — Katie McGarry

Funny Get Up And Go Quotes By Nick Jonas: It sounds funny, but my biggest fear is

It sounds funny, but my biggest fear is that I'm not perfect. I'm a perfectionist, and I get upset when things go wrong or when I don't do well. — Nick Jonas

Funny Get Up And Go Quotes By Abbey Lee Kershaw: I like my hands. They do most of

I like my hands. They do most of the talking. — Abbey Lee Kershaw

Funny Get Up And Go Quotes By Kirsten Miller: Imogene always sitson the remote. It's probably wedged

Imogene always sits
on the remote. It's probably wedged between her butt cheeks."
"Should I go get a crowbar? — Kirsten Miller

Funny Get Up And Go Quotes By George Lopez: Max: What's a period? George: It's a bullet

Max: What's a period? George: It's a bullet we dodge, go get ready. — George Lopez

Funny Get Up And Go Quotes By Anthony Liccione: They say to think within the box, but

They say to think within the box, but it's funny how those in the box never go anywhere, where those outside it, get to see the world. — Anthony Liccione

Funny Get Up And Go Quotes By Jean Webster: It is funny how certain places get connected

It is funny how certain places get connected with certain people, and you never go back without thinking of them. — Jean Webster

Funny Get Up And Go Quotes By Jake Gyllenhaal: Sometimes what I actually love to do is

Sometimes what I actually love to do is go to a farm and get fresh milk or watch a pig get slaughtered. — Jake Gyllenhaal

Funny Get Up And Go Quotes By Chris Higgins: Funny how days are like that. Some days

Funny how days are like that. Some days start off rubbish and get worse as they go on, others start well and get better. — Chris Higgins

Funny Get Up And Go Quotes By Stephen Ames: You won't shoot nine under unless you birdie

You won't shoot nine under unless you birdie the first two or three holes. You just start firing at everything. — Stephen Ames

Funny Get Up And Go Quotes By Mitch Hedberg: I would like to go fishing and catch

I would like to go fishing and catch a fish stick. That would be convenient. I could easily get a job at Mrs. Paul's. — Mitch Hedberg

Funny Get Up And Go Quotes By Dwayne Johnson: You wanna do this ... you wanna go

You wanna do this ... you wanna go right now ... do you want to, GO? ... then go get The Rock a bologna sandwich because this doesn't concern you. — Dwayne Johnson

Funny Get Up And Go Quotes By Roger Von Oech: Here's my advice: Go ahead and be whacky.

Here's my advice: Go ahead and be whacky. Get into a crazy frame of mind and ask what's funny about what you're doing. — Roger Von Oech

Funny Get Up And Go Quotes By Sophie H. Morgan: Vamps don't think in black and white. Shades

Vamps don't think in black and white. Shades of gray, baby." Faer hefted his sword. — Sophie H. Morgan

Funny Get Up And Go Quotes By Dwayne Johnson: Now go back to Supercuts and get your

Now go back to Supercuts and get your $5 back jabroni! — Dwayne Johnson

Funny Get Up And Go Quotes By Greg Egan: I admire David Lynch so much, and I

I admire David Lynch so much, and I think he made some bad decisions with Lost Highway. — Greg Egan