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Ryan, when did you get a girlfriend?" his sister asked.
"She's not my girlfriend, Kaylen," Ryan replied. "Go away. — S. Walden

Home is where, when you go there and tell people to get out, they have to leave. — Jim Butcher

Any change that shortens the path between a writer and reader is a win for the book world. — K.J. Kilton

Everyone wants to be known as a great striker of the ball for some reason. Nobody wants to be called a lucky, one-putting s.o.b. — Gary Player

If you melt dry ice in a pool and go swimming, will you get wet? — Steven Wright

My eyes rolled so far back in my head that I could see myself think — Janet Evanovich

My father taught me a good lesson: Don't get to low when things go wrong. And don't get too high when things are good. — Robert Parish

What am I supposed to do if I go bald? Get a wig? Fat, goofy, gay, wig. I might as well get a piano and start an Elton John tribute act! — Alan Carr

We must be present enough and receptive enough to "hear" with our whole being beyond just the words that are being spoken. — Henry Kimsey-House

Men are brave enough to go to war, but they are not brave enough to get a bikini wax. — Rita Rudner

Kids seem to get me when I play colleges - they like it because I go after them. They'll come up after and say I am like their dads, only funny. — Lewis Black

Not that they were that anxious to see Ronnie as President; they were afraid if he didn't get elected, he'd go back to acting. — Bob Hope

Like all great adventures, this one started with someone trying to get laid. King Menelaus didn't go to Troy for the baklava. — Mark Leiren-Young

I can go for a week without a guitar, but it's not even funny if I don't get to surf for a month. — Jack Johnson

Ish #109 If MapQuest says make a right, go straight. You'll get there quicker. — Regina Griffin

A good approach is to allow one dream per novel. Then, in the final revision, go back and get rid of that, too. — Howard Mittelmark

I'm a big boy, but I can get jiggy with it. Ladies, I will go to dance clubs, and I will tear it up hardcore for a good 30 seconds. — Gabriel Iglesias

Welcome to my garage! This is where I go to get away from the honey-do list. — Bill Engvall

I'm going to do the old 'plaster removal' technique and just get the pain over with in one go: 'Life's Too Short' isn't funny to me. — Ian Watson

I didn't want her to go, ever. I wanted Echo in my bed every night with my arms and legs wrapped around her. — Katie McGarry

It sounds funny, but my biggest fear is that I'm not perfect. I'm a perfectionist, and I get upset when things go wrong or when I don't do well. — Nick Jonas

I like my hands. They do most of the talking. — Abbey Lee Kershaw

Imogene always sits
on the remote. It's probably wedged between her butt cheeks."
"Should I go get a crowbar? — Kirsten Miller

Max: What's a period? George: It's a bullet we dodge, go get ready. — George Lopez

They say to think within the box, but it's funny how those in the box never go anywhere, where those outside it, get to see the world. — Anthony Liccione

It is funny how certain places get connected with certain people, and you never go back without thinking of them. — Jean Webster

Sometimes what I actually love to do is go to a farm and get fresh milk or watch a pig get slaughtered. — Jake Gyllenhaal

Funny how days are like that. Some days start off rubbish and get worse as they go on, others start well and get better. — Chris Higgins

You won't shoot nine under unless you birdie the first two or three holes. You just start firing at everything. — Stephen Ames

I would like to go fishing and catch a fish stick. That would be convenient. I could easily get a job at Mrs. Paul's. — Mitch Hedberg

You wanna do this ... you wanna go right now ... do you want to, GO? ... then go get The Rock a bologna sandwich because this doesn't concern you. — Dwayne Johnson

Here's my advice: Go ahead and be whacky. Get into a crazy frame of mind and ask what's funny about what you're doing. — Roger Von Oech

Vamps don't think in black and white. Shades of gray, baby." Faer hefted his sword. — Sophie H. Morgan

Now go back to Supercuts and get your $5 back jabroni! — Dwayne Johnson

I admire David Lynch so much, and I think he made some bad decisions with Lost Highway. — Greg Egan