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Funny Get To Know Me Quotes By Brennan Manning: The only cure for suffering is to face

The only cure for suffering is to face it head on, grasp it round the neck and use it. — Brennan Manning

Funny Get To Know Me Quotes By Katie Heaney: I keep myself to myself.

I keep myself to myself. — Katie Heaney

Funny Get To Know Me Quotes By Thales: Intellect is the swiftest of things, for it

Intellect is the swiftest of things, for it runs through everything. — Thales

Funny Get To Know Me Quotes By Billy Connolly: I worry about ridiculous things, you know, how

I worry about ridiculous things, you know, how does a guy who drives a snowplough get to work in the morning ... That can keep me awake for days.. — Billy Connolly

Funny Get To Know Me Quotes By William Safire: Took me a while to get to the

Took me a while to get to the point today, but that is because I did not know what the point was when I started. — William Safire

Funny Get To Know Me Quotes By George Horace Lorimer: I don't know anything that's quite so dead

I don't know anything that's quite so dead as a man who's fallen three or four thousand feet off the edge of a cloud. — George Horace Lorimer

Funny Get To Know Me Quotes By Emily St. John Mandel: The king stood in a pool of blue

The king stood in a pool of blue light, unmoored. — Emily St. John Mandel

Funny Get To Know Me Quotes By Gene Perret: I enjoy waking up and not having to

I enjoy waking up and not having to go to work. So I do it three or four times a day. — Gene Perret

Funny Get To Know Me Quotes By Chelsea Handler: I don't know what it is about accents

I don't know what it is about accents that makes me want to get undressed and high-five myself. — Chelsea Handler

Funny Get To Know Me Quotes By Nathan Albert: Jesus was in the business of re-humanizing all

Jesus was in the business of re-humanizing all of creation. — Nathan Albert

Funny Get To Know Me Quotes By Lisa Jewell: They say that your powers of memory are

They say that your powers of memory are at their peak when you're 26, and it's all downhill after that. — Lisa Jewell

Funny Get To Know Me Quotes By Chris Hayes: Everyone is now [Donald] Trump.

Everyone is now [Donald] Trump. — Chris Hayes

Funny Get To Know Me Quotes By Mary Papas: February 9th was HIS day. The day he

February 9th was HIS day. The day he always striked. — Mary Papas

Funny Get To Know Me Quotes By Shane Richie: I don't believe in reincarnation, and I didn't

I don't believe in reincarnation, and I didn't believe in it when I was a hamster. — Shane Richie

Funny Get To Know Me Quotes By James M. Hamilton Jr.: The proclamation of judgment against those who would

The proclamation of judgment against those who would justify themselves by the law is meant to lead to salvation. — James M. Hamilton Jr.

Funny Get To Know Me Quotes By Nellie L. McClung: That seems to be the haunting fear of

That seems to be the haunting fear of mankind - that the advancement of women will sometime, someway, someplace, interfere with some man's comfort. — Nellie L. McClung

Funny Get To Know Me Quotes By Flip Wilson: Being a comedian is like being a con

Being a comedian is like being a con man. You have to make 'em like you before you can fool 'em. — Flip Wilson

Funny Get To Know Me Quotes By Gloria Steinem: If you do anything people care about, people

If you do anything people care about, people will take care of you. — Gloria Steinem