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You should get a better boyfriend. One with an IQ higher than a turnip. — Robyn Carr

Ugliness is better than beauty. It lasts longer and in the end, gravity will get us all. — Johnny Depp

God is always present. The question is, how present are we? — Zalman Schachter-Shalomi

Friends will keep you sane, Love could fill your heart, A lover can warm your bed, But lonely is the soul without a mate. — David Pratt

That's the funny thing, she thought. You always want things to get better, but you never know how good you already have it. — Scott Speer

You ought never to sass old people- unless they sass you first. — Mark Twain

It's a time of sorrow and sadness when we lose a loss of life. — George W. Bush

Nick Lea is a great actor, and doing scenes with him was always awesome. — Matt Dallas

Funny how days are like that. Some days start off rubbish and get worse as they go on, others start well and get better. — Chris Higgins

You go to school to get a job, and you get a job to take time off to do nothing. Why not do nothing to begin with?
Pierre Anthon — Janne Teller

I used to laugh at that old wheeze about a man wanting his son to be better than he was, but as I get older it seems less funny and more true. — Stephen King

Bible says kids are a blessing from from God, Psalms 127. I also believe good parents are also a blessing to kids from God. — Evans Biya

I can always get better. A lot of my ex-girlfriends don't think I'm funny. — Dane Cook

My backpack has seven or eight DVDs in it and four or five of them have been there three months and I'm desperate to get to them. — Lorenzo Di Bonaventura

I've had countless reviews sort that have made me cry. It's funny, it doesn't ever get better either; you can't turn your ears off. — Eleanor Catton

Shadowmane sighed as well. :We had better do what this Topaz commands. Unicorns are jerks when they don't get their way.: — Ash Gray

Don't worry about Sian," Louisa said, "things will get better."
"What, she'll stop hitting me?"
"No, but you'll stop bruising so easily. — Dylan Perry