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Funny Get Better Quotes By Robyn Carr: You should get a better boyfriend. One with

You should get a better boyfriend. One with an IQ higher than a turnip. — Robyn Carr

Funny Get Better Quotes By Johnny Depp: Ugliness is better than beauty. It lasts longer

Ugliness is better than beauty. It lasts longer and in the end, gravity will get us all. — Johnny Depp

Funny Get Better Quotes By Zalman Schachter-Shalomi: God is always present. The question is, how

God is always present. The question is, how present are we? — Zalman Schachter-Shalomi

Funny Get Better Quotes By David Pratt: Friends will keep you sane, Love could fill

Friends will keep you sane, Love could fill your heart, A lover can warm your bed, But lonely is the soul without a mate. — David Pratt

Funny Get Better Quotes By Scott Speer: That's the funny thing, she thought. You always

That's the funny thing, she thought. You always want things to get better, but you never know how good you already have it. — Scott Speer

Funny Get Better Quotes By Mark Twain: You ought never to sass old people- unless

You ought never to sass old people- unless they sass you first. — Mark Twain

Funny Get Better Quotes By George W. Bush: It's a time of sorrow and sadness when

It's a time of sorrow and sadness when we lose a loss of life. — George W. Bush

Funny Get Better Quotes By Matt Dallas: Nick Lea is a great actor, and doing

Nick Lea is a great actor, and doing scenes with him was always awesome. — Matt Dallas

Funny Get Better Quotes By Chris Higgins: Funny how days are like that. Some days

Funny how days are like that. Some days start off rubbish and get worse as they go on, others start well and get better. — Chris Higgins

Funny Get Better Quotes By Janne Teller: You go to school to get a job,

You go to school to get a job, and you get a job to take time off to do nothing. Why not do nothing to begin with?
Pierre Anthon — Janne Teller

Funny Get Better Quotes By Stephen King: I used to laugh at that old wheeze

I used to laugh at that old wheeze about a man wanting his son to be better than he was, but as I get older it seems less funny and more true. — Stephen King

Funny Get Better Quotes By Evans Biya: Bible says kids are a blessing from from

Bible says kids are a blessing from from God, Psalms 127. I also believe good parents are also a blessing to kids from God. — Evans Biya

Funny Get Better Quotes By Dane Cook: I can always get better. A lot of

I can always get better. A lot of my ex-girlfriends don't think I'm funny. — Dane Cook

Funny Get Better Quotes By Lorenzo Di Bonaventura: My backpack has seven or eight DVDs in

My backpack has seven or eight DVDs in it and four or five of them have been there three months and I'm desperate to get to them. — Lorenzo Di Bonaventura

Funny Get Better Quotes By Eleanor Catton: I've had countless reviews sort that have made

I've had countless reviews sort that have made me cry. It's funny, it doesn't ever get better either; you can't turn your ears off. — Eleanor Catton

Funny Get Better Quotes By Ash Gray: Shadowmane sighed as well. :We had better do

Shadowmane sighed as well. :We had better do what this Topaz commands. Unicorns are jerks when they don't get their way.: — Ash Gray

Funny Get Better Quotes By Dylan Perry: Don't worry about Sian," Louisa said, "things will

Don't worry about Sian," Louisa said, "things will get better."
"What, she'll stop hitting me?"
"No, but you'll stop bruising so easily. — Dylan Perry