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Once again, there was talk of winning every game, and once again, we proved to be human, because an oblong ball takes funny bounces. — Michael Pinball Clemons

I've never seen a game like this. Every game this year has been like this. — Jerry Coleman

There is a part of me that really just thinks it would be so funny to see the 'Veep' characters in 'Game of Thrones.' — Timothy Simons

The Padres, after winning the first game of the doubleheader, are ahead here in the top of the fifth and hoping for a split. — Jerry Coleman

I'm probably the guy who keeps it loose around the room and tries to joke around with guys before the game, keeping things funny. — Patrick Kane

Reggie Smith of the Dodgers and Gary Matthews of the homers hit Braves in that game. — Jerry Coleman

Going into a game against Lew Alcindor [later Kareem Abdul-Jabbar] is like going into a knife fight and finding there's no blade in your handle. — Bill Fitch

The last time Pena faced the Padres, the Dodgers scratched for a run to tie the game and then went on to win 4-0. — Jerry Coleman

It's the kind of game that makes you go home and beat your wife. — Charles Barkley

If she kept wondering about how much of her life Bran engineered, she'd end up on a funny farm knitting caps for ducks. — Patricia Briggs

Let's play Russian roulette. If you win, I give you a Colombian necktie. — Natalya Vorobyova

The biggest liar in the world is the golfer who claims he plays the game for exercise. — Tommy Bolt

I look at the NBA as a football game without the helmet. — Tom Tolbert

So I fancied a game of darts with my mate. He said, 'Nearest the bull goes first.' He went 'Baah' and I went 'Moo'. He said 'You're closest.' — Tim Vine

It's usually the funny comments which are the better ones - and they are good for the game. — Andrew Flintoff

Not a game, not a game ... practice. — Allen Iverson

I played Little League and in high school. I played more over the years whenever there was a pick-up game ... usually softball. — Matthew Modine

Golf's a funny game. You can be playing poorly and then go and win a tournament. — Karrie Webb

As a general comment on baseball:"90% of the game is half mental." — Yogi Berra

The game in St. Louis has been halted in the fourth inning because of rain. I'll bet they have the jacuzzis going there. — Jerry Coleman

It's funny because 'West Wing' is similar to 'Game of Thrones' in some ways, as it was very hard to pull off back then. — Alex Graves

Hockey s a funny game. You have to prove yourself every shift, every game. It's not up to anybody else. You have to take pride in yourself. — Paul Coffey

A recent study announced that 52 per cent of all teens who sign virginity pledges recant them within twelve months. If I'm on my game. — Tina Fey

It's a game box. They were invented so teenagers wouldn't have to talk to grownups. — Eoin Colfer

Making modern games funny would be easy as pie if it was anybody's goal to actually make a funny game. — Doug TenNapel

After an hour the score was:
Quancita - 34
Radiz - 51
Sally - froglegs
Perla - 9 and 21
Me - hoo-hoo-hooo — Joel N. Ross

A man grows weary of having no lovers but his fingers. — George R R Martin

Jeff's attention is swiveling between the two of them like he's watching a game of tennis being played with a kitten's head instead of a ball. — Kate Sherwood

Chess is a thinking person's game. But you don't have to be smart to know what's funny! Lots of check, mate! — Steve Breen

Play out a boring game to the end and funny things can happen; Fischer knew it. — Hans Ree

(Regarding Titanic) Sometimes Zalmai would saunter in and watch this game. What did he get to be, he asked. "You can be the iceberg," said Aziza. — Khaled Hosseini

What you discover about life's shell game is that it's hardest to follow the pea when you're the pea. — Robert Breault

I started a novel right before 'The Imitation Game,' so it's funny now, four years later, to be coming almost back to finishing it. — Graham Moore

I never took the game home with me. I always left it in some bar. — Bob Lemon

Business is the most exciting game. — Max Aitken, Lord Beaverbrook

Tennis is a funny game; unbelievable highs and the lows are just as low. — John McEnroe

Our love was a two-person game. At least until one of us died, and the other became a murderer. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

I believe in eight of the ten commandments. I believe in going to church every Sunday ... unless there's a game on. — Steve Martin

Shaga: How would you like to die, little man?
Tyrion: In my bed, at the age of eighty with a belly full of wine and a woman's mouth around my cock. — George R R Martin

Sailing is just the bottom line, like adding up the score in bridge. My real interest is in the tremendous game of life. — Dennis Conner

I'm a little bit naked, but that's okay. — Lady Gaga

It's funny, as a little kid, you look up to those guys who you play as in 'Madden,' and now to see myself in the game, it's an honor. — Gaines Adams

In order for this team to win the game, the quarterback has to throw the ball. — John Madden

Everyone thinks softball is a girl's game. But you only think that until you get hit with it on a line drive. — Jerry Smith

You'd got a baseball game, or a football game, basketball game, "USA! USA! USA!" Hey, calm down! Got a little German on it, don't you think? — Chris Rock