Funny Furry Quotes

A female feline named Katta
Is getting fatta and fatta
But she's pretty and purry
And funny and furry
So what does an ounce or two matta? — Lilian Jackson Braun

If they're all so brilliant and I'm such an affirmative-action hire, how come they didn't catch me? — Jayson Blair

And who are the greater criminals-those who sell the instruments of death, or those who buy them and use them? — Robert E. Sherwood

The present is the only time in which any duty can be done or any grace received. — C.S. Lewis

We too often love things and use people when we should be using things and loving people. — Reuel Howe

If you ask me a question like what is your greatest accomplishment, it should be what I'm about to do — Kanye West

I have always wanted to write in such a way that will make people think, Why, I've always thought that but never found the words for it. — Pamela Hansford Johnson

What I need is a lawyer who specializes in the law of the jungle. — Ashleigh Brilliant

To my mind, any phenomenon is para-cinematic if it shares one element with cinema, e.g. modularity with respect to space or time. — Hollis Frampton

I saw a vegetarian wearing a furry coat. so I looked closer. it was made of grass. — Steven Wright

The sun rose slowly, as if it wasn't sure it was worth all the effort. — Terry Pratchett

Our physical identity or what I may call the social identity is the most interesting. — Gian Kumar

Everyone needs to have access both to grandparents and grandchildren in order to be a full human being. — Margaret Mead

I'm just some commoner trying to work in acting. — Sheridan Smith

They both had sub-machine guns. Yes, actual sub-machine guns. I couldn't believe it. — Jeff Strand

Sometimes God puts you in a dark place because you're called to be a light there. — Jeanette Coron

I did. I did see Bigfoot when I was a kid and I still believe it to this day. I saw a big furry man outside my window. It's not funny! It was real. — Barry Watson