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Funny Funerals Quotes & Sayings

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In your imagination, nothing is impossible — Raisa Rahman

Sympathy is why when a man is getting mugged, you let him keep his shirt after you take his life. Funerals are respectable affairs, after all. — Bauvard

...17nastai hugshin emegtei... — Vladimir Nabokov

But then I remembered something Grandmere had once assured me of: No one has ever died of embarrassment-never, not once in the whole history of time. — Meg Cabot

Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours. — Yogi Berra

I don't think you ever learn just one thing. At some point you start unlearning things. I have been working hard to unlearn everything I know. — Terry Gilliam

Don't send funny greeting cards on birthdays or at Christmas. Save them for funerals, when their cheery effect is needed. — P. J. O'Rourke

Love solves nothing, but your love made me appear to myself. — Forrest Gander

We have to learn to walk before we can run — E.L. James

He has been a doctor a year now and has had two patients - no, three, I think - yes, it was three; I attended their funerals. — Mark Twain

I have accomplished all that I have set out to accomplish and more. — Lil' Wayne

I love working with PETA. — Jane Velez-Mitchell

So, my sweet, did it put the fun into funeral? — Johnny Rich

I've been to many funerals of funny people, and they're some of the funniest days you'll ever have, because the emotions run high. — Albert Brooks