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I live in a flat with 3 women, I call it surround sound. I keep the ugly one behind the sofa as a woofer.
— Frankie Boyle
I always wondered about that woman who had that face transplant. If you went to bed with her, would that technically count as a threesome?
— Frankie Boyle
Don't you think its quite weird for Prince Harry, getting really stoned and seeing your grans face appearing on your money.
— Frankie Boyle
Clear language engenders clear thought, and clear thought is the most important benefit of education.
— Richard Mitchell
You saw me before I saw you
— Lucy Christopher
The East End of Glasgow is like the Olympics. Lots of foriegners in tracksuits struggling to speak English.
— Frankie Boyle
As the plane lands in Glasgow airport, passengers are reminded to set their watch back, 25 years.
— Frankie Boyle
I can't help thinking the failed New York bomber would've done far more damage if he'd simply driven throught Times Square in a Toyota.
— Frankie Boyle
I think that should be the anti - speeding advert it should be footage of Richard Hammond trying to remember his own wedding day.
— Frankie Boyle
Up to me. Great. I could hurt my mom and my sisters, or I could hurt my dad. Perfect. Isn't divorce fun?
— Katherine Applegate
She 's adorned Amply that in her husband's eye looks lovely,- The truest mirror that an honest wife Can see her beauty in.
— John M. Tobin Jr.
When I heard Cristiano Ronaldo was pictured holding a manbag, I was surprised it was a gucci bag and not another guy's sack.
— Frankie Boyle
Jordan ran the London marathon to help raise money for the blind. After jogging that far with her body, I'm surprised she hasn't joined them!
— Frankie Boyle
When I went to school, sex education was mainly muttered warnings about the janitor.
— Frankie Boyle
The average life expectancy rate in some parts of Glasgow is 54. If you've ever been there, you'll realize that that's maybe a bit long.
— Frankie Boyle
Why is it that it's okay to call a white person "mate" yet it's not okay to call a black guy "primate"?
— Frankie Boyle
If you work on your creativity, you deepen your spirituality. And if you work on your spirituality, you deepen your creativity.
— Julia Cameron
I was eleven years old, but I knew without a shadow of a doubt I was staring into the eyes of the boy I was going to love forever,
— Lesley Jones
People who think there's no good way to die have obviously never heard the phrase 'Drug-fuelled-sex-heart-attack'.
— Frankie Boyle
They're always going, don't deal with terrorists. Let's deal with them. What's Allah offering you boys, 100 virgins? We'll give you 50 slags.
— Frankie Boyle
I watched the footage of Saddam being executed, and it really made me think ... is there nothing on the internet that I won't masturbate to?
— Frankie Boyle
Stephen Hawking: Brainier than Kurt Cobain's garage wall.
— Frankie Boyle
It turns out your not dyslexic, your just really really stupid.
— Frankie Boyle
Let me ask you a question. How long is too long to text someone back? My wife still thinks I died in 9/11.
— Frankie Boyle
Recent surveys show 3 out of 10 men have a problem with premature ejaculation. The rest just didn't really think it was a problem!
— Frankie Boyle
Be ashamed not of being single, or, unemployed. That comes standard.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Victoria Beckham looks like she has a dump once every four years. That's probably how David knows that there's a World Cup coming up.
— Frankie Boyle
In Islam, the legislative power and competence to establish laws belong exclusively to God Almighty.
— Ruhollah Khomeini
Rejection is nature's way of telling you to write a better book.
— James D. Macdonald
In the event of a cabin failure, oxygen masks will drop from the ceiling, and untangling them will annoy you before you die.
— Frankie Boyle
By encouraging the critic in themselves (the hater) they have killed the artist (the lover).
— Brenda Ueland
The thing I don't get about paedophilia ... Why the hell do kids find old men in dirty raincoats so sexy?
— Frankie Boyle
I don't know how long i could be a vet before i got bored and started shagging stuff.
— Frankie Boyle
Congratulations on passing your test! Your HIV positive.
— Frankie Boyle
