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Funny Fourth July Quotes By Pat Conroy: My father wouldn't let me take typing in

My father wouldn't let me take typing in childhood. — Pat Conroy

Funny Fourth July Quotes By Mark Cuban: Every 'No' gets me closer to a 'Yes'.

Every 'No' gets me closer to a 'Yes'. — Mark Cuban

Funny Fourth July Quotes By Yann Martel: The obsession with putting ourselves at the centre

The obsession with putting ourselves at the centre of everything is the bane not only of theologians but also of zoologists. — Yann Martel

Funny Fourth July Quotes By Hillary Frank: Flushed with the explosive shit of a sumo

Flushed with the explosive shit of a sumo wrestler who ate Mexican food. — Hillary Frank

Funny Fourth July Quotes By Will Smith: Black people playing tennis, next white people will

Black people playing tennis, next white people will be tap dancing! — Will Smith

Funny Fourth July Quotes By Jalaluddin Rumi: I see my beauty in you.

I see my beauty in you. — Jalaluddin Rumi

Funny Fourth July Quotes By Terry Goodkind: No one ever goes into battle thinking God

No one ever goes into battle thinking God is on the other side. — Terry Goodkind

Funny Fourth July Quotes By Sunday Adelaja: The main yardstick for measuring life and its

The main yardstick for measuring life and its essence is quality of life. — Sunday Adelaja

Funny Fourth July Quotes By Kurt Vonnegut: I could go on to speak of sanity

I could go on to speak of sanity as compared with insanity, decency as compared with vandalism, friendship as compared with rabies. — Kurt Vonnegut

Funny Fourth July Quotes By Assegid Habtewold: You've the lion share to determine how far

You've the lion share to determine how far you can go in life more than any other external factor. — Assegid Habtewold

Funny Fourth July Quotes By Warren Ellis: Of course I don't care if you're bleeding!

Of course I don't care if you're bleeding! I'm fucking autistic! — Warren Ellis

Funny Fourth July Quotes By Percy Bysshe Shelley: It creates anew the universe after it has

It creates anew the universe after it has been annihilated in our minds by the recurrence of impressions blunted by reiteration. — Percy Bysshe Shelley

Funny Fourth July Quotes By Arundhati Roy: Wars are never fought for altruistic reasons.

Wars are never fought for altruistic reasons. — Arundhati Roy