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Funny Footy Quotes By Stephen King: The ever-popular conspiracy theory. No home should be

The ever-popular conspiracy theory. No home should be without one. — Stephen King

Funny Footy Quotes By Rachel Roberts: Everybody has a story ... and a scream.

Everybody has a story ... and a scream. — Rachel Roberts

Funny Footy Quotes By Mel Brooks: Anybody can direct, but there are only eleven

Anybody can direct, but there are only eleven good writers. — Mel Brooks

Funny Footy Quotes By Roy Eldridge: I resolved to play my trumpet like a

I resolved to play my trumpet like a sax. — Roy Eldridge

Funny Footy Quotes By Martin O'Malley: None of us wants to pay more at

None of us wants to pay more at the pump. — Martin O'Malley

Funny Footy Quotes By P.G. Wodehouse: Do men who have got all their marbles

Do men who have got all their marbles go swimming in lakes with their clothes on? — P.G. Wodehouse

Funny Footy Quotes By Tor Udall: She mourns the stillbirth of anything that craves

She mourns the stillbirth of anything that craves to be born. It doesn't have to be a child. It can be an artwork, an idea, or a miscarried love. — Tor Udall

Funny Footy Quotes By Gary Lineker: There's no in between-you're either good or bad.

There's no in between-you're either good or bad. We were in between. — Gary Lineker

Funny Footy Quotes By Golshifteh Farahani: I don't regret anything and what I have

I don't regret anything and what I have done in my period of my life. Everything happens for a reason, and that's why I am here. — Golshifteh Farahani

Funny Footy Quotes By John Steinbeck: Timshel - thou mayest

Timshel - thou mayest — John Steinbeck

Funny Footy Quotes By Henry Ward Beecher: It is a higher exhibition of Christian manliness

It is a higher exhibition of Christian manliness to be able to bear trouble than to get rid of it. — Henry Ward Beecher

Funny Footy Quotes By Daniel Pinchbeck: Modern humans became fixated on a collective hallucination

Modern humans became fixated on a collective hallucination of linear time, ignoring the fractal spirals of the surrounding universe. — Daniel Pinchbeck

Funny Footy Quotes By Ugo Ehiogu: I'm as happy as I can be-but I

I'm as happy as I can be-but I have been happier. — Ugo Ehiogu

Funny Footy Quotes By Mark Twain: I was educated once - it took me

I was educated once - it took me years to get over it. — Mark Twain

Funny Footy Quotes By George Herbert: Bibles laid open, millions of surprises.

Bibles laid open, millions of surprises. — George Herbert

Funny Footy Quotes By James St. James: Don't sleep through your dreams.

Don't sleep through your dreams. — James St. James

Funny Footy Quotes By Tristan Sherwin: Experiencing something of the grace of God should

Experiencing something of the grace of God should always cause our self-perceived ideas about 'Who He is' and 'How He works' to pop. — Tristan Sherwin