Funny Football Commentator Quotes

Funny Football Commentator Quotes & Sayings

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The perils of duck hunting are great - especially for the duck. — Walter Cronkite

We're both crazy, like those who first invented love. — Paulo Coelho

Without a little negligence, life would be intolerable. — Mason Cooley

Gots me an idea, now. Whyn't you come on into bed with me, let me give you it. — Stacia Kane

I've had a hip replacement, I've beaten cancer, I had my hand operation, and I stopped drinking. Something inside of me just went, 'I'm done.' — Eddie Van Halen

I don't care how big and fast computers are, they're not as big and fast as the world. — Herbert Simon

To a poet, silence is an acceptable response, even a flattering one. — Colette

A pessimist is someone who has forgotten the joy of beginning. — Marty Rubin

Heaven deliver us, what's a poet? Something that can't go to bed without making a song about it. — Dorothy L. Sayers