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Funny Foot Quotes By Mitch Hedberg: Yeah, I'm not into sports. If someone told

Yeah, I'm not into sports. If someone told me I had athlete's foot, I'd say that's not my foot! — Mitch Hedberg

Funny Foot Quotes By Steve Coogan: Got my fungal foot powder? Ah, it's a

Got my fungal foot powder? Ah, it's a lifesaver, you know. I'd effectively be disabled if it weren't for these. — Steve Coogan

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-Jet Black, from the Cowboy Bebop anime script — Keiko Nobumoto

Funny Foot Quotes By Adriano Bulla: Petty minds foster petty hearts, and have the

Petty minds foster petty hearts, and have the funny habit of shooting themselves in the foot. — Adriano Bulla

Funny Foot Quotes By Fernando Zamora: There's not enough dust to cloud our love

There's not enough dust to cloud our love for freedom. — Fernando Zamora

Funny Foot Quotes By Kari Luna: I was the girl with cake batter in

I was the girl with cake batter in her hair, egg on her shirt and her foot in her mouth. Always. — Kari Luna

Funny Foot Quotes By Rodney Dangerfield: Dad told me to stop running in circles,

Dad told me to stop running in circles, I couldn't, so he nailed down my other foot! — Rodney Dangerfield

Funny Foot Quotes By William Steig: People are no damned good.

People are no damned good. — William Steig

Funny Foot Quotes By Doug Solter: Let's see if your right foot is as

Let's see if your right foot is as fearless as your mouth. — Doug Solter

Funny Foot Quotes By Steven Wright: I used to be an airline pilot. I

I used to be an airline pilot. I got fired because I kept locking the keys in the plane. They caught me on an 80 foot stepladder with a coat hanger. — Steven Wright

Funny Foot Quotes By Dorothy Richardson: Women who are not living ought to spend

Women who are not living ought to spend all their time cracking jokes. In a rotten society women grow witty; making a heaven while they wait. — Dorothy Richardson

Funny Foot Quotes By Anne Gracie: I was shy, said six-foot-one of bashful male.

I was shy, said six-foot-one of bashful male. He grunted as a sharp, feminine elbow thudded inconspicuously into his side. — Anne Gracie

Funny Foot Quotes By Spike Milligan: How long was I in the army? Five

How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven. — Spike Milligan

Funny Foot Quotes By Sarah Dessen: Shit," Delia said. "I mean, shoot. No, actually,

Shit," Delia said. "I mean, shoot. No, actually, I mean shit. I really do. — Sarah Dessen

Funny Foot Quotes By Philip Gould: No one tells you how precious and powerful

No one tells you how precious and powerful moments of happiness and connection are when you are living through a nightmare. — Philip Gould

Funny Foot Quotes By Karina Halle: The problem with my pride, though, is that

The problem with my pride, though, is that it rarely lets me forget when it's been burned. — Karina Halle

Funny Foot Quotes By Jack McMahon: Here's a six-foot-ten guy in sneakers and the

Here's a six-foot-ten guy in sneakers and the lady's asking me, 'Profession?' — Jack McMahon

Funny Foot Quotes By Rabih Alameddine: I can easily hold two opposing beliefs at

I can easily hold two opposing beliefs at the same time without any problem, which I find - well, mind-expanding, really. — Rabih Alameddine

Funny Foot Quotes By Robert Benchley: One cubic foot less of space and it

One cubic foot less of space and it would have constituted adultery. — Robert Benchley

Funny Foot Quotes By Kristen Schaal: I used to carry a rabbit's foot for

I used to carry a rabbit's foot for luck. Then it was a monkey's paw. Now it's a camel's toe. — Kristen Schaal

Funny Foot Quotes By Chuck Wepner: I was six foot one inch when I

I was six foot one inch when I started fighting, but with all the uppercuts I'm up to six foot five inches. — Chuck Wepner

Funny Foot Quotes By Amy Alcott: Don't give advice unless you're asked.

Don't give advice unless you're asked. — Amy Alcott

Funny Foot Quotes By Lera Auerbach: I have inflammation of the imagination.

I have inflammation of the imagination. — Lera Auerbach

Funny Foot Quotes By Cassandra Rose Clarke: She moved like water, graceful and soft and

She moved like water, graceful and soft and lovely. Every part of me wanted to stick out my foot and trip her, just to see her stumble. — Cassandra Rose Clarke

Funny Foot Quotes By Gwen Stefani: Now I got my foot - through the

Now I got my foot - through the door - and I ain't goin' no where. — Gwen Stefani

Funny Foot Quotes By Axl Rose: I discovered I scream the same way whether

I discovered I scream the same way whether I'm about to be devoured by a great white shark or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot. — Axl Rose

Funny Foot Quotes By Kevin Hearne: My bare foot sounded like a sad trout

My bare foot sounded like a sad trout flapping against the marble floor. — Kevin Hearne

Funny Foot Quotes By Jane Austen: I don't approve of surprises. The pleasure is

I don't approve of surprises. The pleasure is never enhanced and the inconvenience is considerable. — Jane Austen

Funny Foot Quotes By Joe Satriani: It really sucks when music is so perfect

It really sucks when music is so perfect you just don't need to hear it anymore. — Joe Satriani

Funny Foot Quotes By Jerry Coleman: They've taken the foot off Johnny Grubb. Uh,

They've taken the foot off Johnny Grubb. Uh, they've taken the shoe off Johnny Grubb. — Jerry Coleman

Funny Foot Quotes By Fritz Stern: [T]he historian must serve two masters, the past

[T]he historian must serve two masters, the past and the present. — Fritz Stern