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Funny Food Love Quotes & Sayings

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We will feel conviction about the things we create only if we keep discovering, within those creations, new reasons for wanting them to be that way. — William L. Hubbard

I don't like to abuse alcohol-anything you abuse will abuse you back. — Michka Assayas

I'm not sure that people want to go back to the womb. People want to go back to the teats of your mother and hear your mother's heartbeat. — Gaspar Noe

When they figure out how to bottle up orgasms and sell them as a food additive, I'll be first in line. — Nenia Campbell

My love is meatloaf flavored. I just wish my meatloaf was also meatloaf flavored. — Dora J. Arod

In my family nudity just doesn't exist; I'm pretty sure my parents were both born fully clothed and still shower that way. — Huston Piner

I unwrapped my love for her like one might unwrap leftovers. Gotta eat up the old stuff first, as a cannibal might say in a retirement home. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

If there's a sexier sound on this planet than the person you're in love with cooing over the crepes you made for him, I don't know what it is. — Julie Powell

She asked if I loved another woman, so I answered honestly and said, Dinner was great, but I could go for dessert. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

Love is a banana. First you peel it, and then you roll on the condom. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

I love like I'm thirsty. Can I offer you a tall glass of Sahara sand? — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

I love Pizza thicker, when the crust is thinner! — Jasleen Kaur Gumber

The only thing that will redeem mankind is cooperation. — Bertrand Russell

I slowly surrender to the child in me who can't say goodbye. — Jimmy Buffett

You really have to have some muscle to be on the stage in front of the world. — Billy Crystal

He tucked my hair behind my ear, his fingertips brushing feather light across my temple, his thumb at the line of my jaw. I have my own team. — Janet Evanovich

Rape is the only crime in which the victim becomes the accused. — Freda Adler