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Funny Five Quotes By Groucho Marx: A child of five could understand this. Send

A child of five could understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. — Groucho Marx

Funny Five Quotes By Bernard Manning: We used to sleep five to a bed

We used to sleep five to a bed and three of them used to wet the bed. I learnt to swim before I could walk. — Bernard Manning

Funny Five Quotes By Murray Walker: And the first five places are filled by

And the first five places are filled by five different cars. — Murray Walker

Funny Five Quotes By Spike Milligan: How long was I in the army? Five

How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven. — Spike Milligan

Funny Five Quotes By Lucille Ball: It wasn't love at first sight. It took

It wasn't love at first sight. It took a full five minutes. — Lucille Ball

Funny Five Quotes By Andrea Speed: It's an expensive place. The cheapest salad is

It's an expensive place. The cheapest salad is twenty-five dollars."
"I hope that comes with extra croutons and a hand job. — Andrea Speed

Funny Five Quotes By Cuthbert Soup: I'm one-half Cherokee, one-half Irish, one-half Turkish, one-half

I'm one-half Cherokee, one-half Irish, one-half Turkish, one-half Australian and one-half Korean." "Excuse me, but that's five halves," said Maggie. — Cuthbert Soup

Funny Five Quotes By Chelsea Handler: I don't know what it is about accents

I don't know what it is about accents that makes me want to get undressed and high-five myself. — Chelsea Handler

Funny Five Quotes By Catherine Doyle: You realize you've been staring at me for

You realize you've been staring at me for the past five minutes? — Catherine Doyle

Funny Five Quotes By Becca Fitzpatrick: How do you do it?" I asked. "You

How do you do it?" I asked. "You had five minutes to get ready."
"Always prepared." Vee shot me a grin. "I'm a Boy Scout's dream. — Becca Fitzpatrick

Funny Five Quotes By Karen Chance: Think you can maybe not die for five

Think you can maybe not die for five minutes?"
"I'll try,"I told him seriously.
"You know, if anyone else said that, it would be funny. — Karen Chance

Funny Five Quotes By Danielle Wood: It was a well-known fact that Lorna was

It was a well-known fact that Lorna was leaving in six months' time, since Lorna had been leaving in six months' time for close to twenty-five years. — Danielle Wood

Funny Five Quotes By Woody Allen: I believe that sex is a beautiful thing

I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic. — Woody Allen

Funny Five Quotes By Robert Benchley: The ideal age for a boy to own

The ideal age for a boy to own a dog is between forty-five and fifty. — Robert Benchley

Funny Five Quotes By Bob Hope: A few years ago he had a big

A few years ago he had a big heart transplant in Chicago, a five-hour operation. It took the doctors four hours to get him on the operating table. — Bob Hope

Funny Five Quotes By Gena Showalter: Roses are red, violets are blue, I have

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you. — Gena Showalter

Funny Five Quotes By Edgar Fiedler: Ask five economists and you'll get five different

Ask five economists and you'll get five different answers - six if one went to Harvard. — Edgar Fiedler

Funny Five Quotes By Chuck Wepner: I was six foot one inch when I

I was six foot one inch when I started fighting, but with all the uppercuts I'm up to six foot five inches. — Chuck Wepner

Funny Five Quotes By Katie Couric: Sexism is so five minutes ago. I think

Sexism is so five minutes ago. I think for the most part, people accept that women are as competent as men. — Katie Couric

Funny Five Quotes By Cate Tiernan: I should have known the power-hungry slave drivers

I should have known the power-hungry slave drivers at River's Edge would see my five days of freedom only as a challenge to be filled. — Cate Tiernan

Funny Five Quotes By B. Justin Shier: In the past five minutes, I had managed

In the past five minutes, I had managed to tease my libido, scald my crotch, and catch a world-class elbow with my forehead. — B. Justin Shier

Funny Five Quotes By Spike Milligan: Never return to a doctor whose office plants

Never return to a doctor whose office plants have died. After five days in hospital, I took a turn for the nurse. — Spike Milligan

Funny Five Quotes By Rick Riordan: He'd gone from sixteen to seventy-five in a

He'd gone from sixteen to seventy-five in a matter of seconds, but the old-man smell happened instantly, like boom. Congratulations! You stink! — Rick Riordan

Funny Five Quotes By Darynda Jones: Denial, Anger, Bargaining, Depression, Acceptance ... The five

Denial, Anger, Bargaining, Depression, Acceptance ... The five stages of waking up. — Darynda Jones

Funny Five Quotes By Melina Marchetta: I hear Mr. Palmer tell Hannah that it

I hear Mr. Palmer tell Hannah that it was an electrical fault. Five arsonists in one school and it ends up being something so technically boring. — Melina Marchetta

Funny Five Quotes By Jane Austen: I frequently observe that one pretty face would

I frequently observe that one pretty face would be followed by five and thirty frights. — Jane Austen

Funny Five Quotes By Padma Lakshmi: Auguste Escoffier into what we now know as

Auguste Escoffier into what we now know as the five mother sauces of French cuisine. It's funny — Padma Lakshmi

Funny Five Quotes By Murray Walker: Stewart has two cars in the top five:

Stewart has two cars in the top five: Magnusson 5th and Barichello 6th. — Murray Walker

Funny Five Quotes By Steven Wright: Five out of four people have trouble with

Five out of four people have trouble with fractions. — Steven Wright

Funny Five Quotes By Rich Vos: Divorce sucks. Let me tell you, after five

Divorce sucks. Let me tell you, after five years of marriage, it is devastating to have the person with the good credit move out. — Rich Vos

Funny Five Quotes By Louis Tomlinson: When I was growing up we didn't have

When I was growing up we didn't have a massive house and there were five women running around, so my dad and I had to stick together! — Louis Tomlinson

Funny Five Quotes By Will Rogers: Sometimes people deserve a high five, in the

Sometimes people deserve a high five, in the face, with a chair. — Will Rogers