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Funny First Time Mom Quotes By Steven Wright: Why are they called a-part-ments, when they're all

Why are they called a-part-ments, when they're all stuck together? — Steven Wright

Funny First Time Mom Quotes By Rainer Maria Rilke: The point is to live everything.

The point is to live everything. — Rainer Maria Rilke

Funny First Time Mom Quotes By Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart: You know that I immerse myself in music,

You know that I immerse myself in music, so to speak - that I think about it all day long - that I like experimenting - studying - reflecting. — Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

Funny First Time Mom Quotes By Shelby Lynne: I don't talk about my personal life. But

I don't talk about my personal life. But the relationships I've had have usually been with other musicians. It's just easier that way. — Shelby Lynne

Funny First Time Mom Quotes By Francois Mauriac: To love someone is to see a miracle

To love someone is to see a miracle invisible to others. — Francois Mauriac

Funny First Time Mom Quotes By Kevin James: I never played music, but it's an important

I never played music, but it's an important thing ... the studying, the inspiration. — Kevin James

Funny First Time Mom Quotes By Isobelle Carmody: Laughter is a powerful weapon for it carries

Laughter is a powerful weapon for it carries the light. To laugh is to defy the darkness. — Isobelle Carmody

Funny First Time Mom Quotes By Dennis Farina: I think all actors are supposed to be

I think all actors are supposed to be character actors. — Dennis Farina

Funny First Time Mom Quotes By Marvin Sapp: The Bible tells us that we're supposed to

The Bible tells us that we're supposed to leave an inheritance for children. — Marvin Sapp

Funny First Time Mom Quotes By Lady Gaga: I want you to walk out of here

I want you to walk out of here tonight not loving me more, but loving yourselves more. — Lady Gaga

Funny First Time Mom Quotes By Victor Hugo: It is painful to break the sad links

It is painful to break the sad links to the past — Victor Hugo

Funny First Time Mom Quotes By Edward Heath: I think Churchill would be appalled at the

I think Churchill would be appalled at the Thatcher government. — Edward Heath

Funny First Time Mom Quotes By James Joyce: Lord, heap miseries upon us yet entwine our

Lord, heap miseries upon us yet entwine our arts with laughters low. — James Joyce