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To reciprocate God's love is to have the nature of love — Sunday Adelaja

abs you could do laundry on, the — William Gibson

There is not a job I've held in my career that was held by a woman before me. — Patricia A. Woertz

Every heart has its own melody. — Cassandra Clare

We don't get to choose what or whom we love, I want to say. We just don't get to choose. — Maggie Nelson

How about I let you floss with my jugular as well? — Jeaniene Frost

I haven't really eaten breakfast since high school. — Domo Genesis

Racism is alive and doing too well in America. — Johnnetta B. Cole

Coffee was only a way of stealing time that should by rights belong to your slightly older self. — Terry Pratchett

It's sad when girls think they don't have anything going on except being pretty. — Keri Russell

I was as nervous as a long tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs, — Lila M Beckham

If you are brave enough to say goodbye, life will reward you with a new Hello.

Paulo Coehlo — Paulo Coelho

To be a light in a child's world, what could be more beautiful? — Marty Rubin