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Funny Fired Up Quotes By Louise Brown: I can't pick out one single book that

I can't pick out one single book that had such a profound personal impact. — Louise Brown

Funny Fired Up Quotes By Lewis Black: This is what I've been waiting for my

This is what I've been waiting for my whole life. A President who's not afraid to tell the truth about being a lying a**hole. — Lewis Black

Funny Fired Up Quotes By Steven Wright: I used to be an airline pilot. I

I used to be an airline pilot. I got fired because I kept locking the keys in the plane. They caught me on an 80 foot stepladder with a coat hanger. — Steven Wright

Funny Fired Up Quotes By Andre Maurois: An artist must be a reactionary. He has

An artist must be a reactionary. He has to stand out against the tenor of the age and not go flopping along. — Andre Maurois

Funny Fired Up Quotes By Steven Wright: I used to work at a health food

I used to work at a health food store. I got fired for drinking straight Bosco on the job. — Steven Wright

Funny Fired Up Quotes By Jerome James: I don't have the first clue who he

I don't have the first clue who he is talking about, because all I worry about is Jerome. — Jerome James

Funny Fired Up Quotes By Francois Hollande: Symbols mean a lot in politics. They indicate

Symbols mean a lot in politics. They indicate a will and create new realities. — Francois Hollande

Funny Fired Up Quotes By Pamela Glass Kelly: Professional writers write to fit

Professional writers write to fit — Pamela Glass Kelly

Funny Fired Up Quotes By Julianna Guill: My cheerleader part in 'Fired Up!' is really

My cheerleader part in 'Fired Up!' is really funny. — Julianna Guill

Funny Fired Up Quotes By Alice Walker: The more I wonder, the more I love.

The more I wonder, the more I love. — Alice Walker

Funny Fired Up Quotes By Alex Pareene: I love insults, devastating takedowns, things that could

I love insults, devastating takedowns, things that could be described by Twitter hacks as 'shots fired,' and funny ad hominem attacks. — Alex Pareene

Funny Fired Up Quotes By Arthur Miller: You want somethin' else, Eddie, and you can

You want somethin' else, Eddie, and you can never have her! — Arthur Miller

Funny Fired Up Quotes By Ray Bradbury: It was September.In the last days when things

It was September.
In the last days when things are getting sad for no reason. — Ray Bradbury

Funny Fired Up Quotes By Ashley Judd: You don't stay married for 35 years by

You don't stay married for 35 years by accident. I think that that's willful and intentional and something that both people really want. — Ashley Judd

Funny Fired Up Quotes By Wallace Wang: I used to work at the unemployment office.

I used to work at the unemployment office. I hated it, because when they fired me, I had to show up to work anyway. — Wallace Wang

Funny Fired Up Quotes By Mokokoma Mokhonoana: Torn clothes are funny ... until your dad

Torn clothes are funny ... until your dad gets fired. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Funny Fired Up Quotes By Suriya: I was the eldest child, so I know

I was the eldest child, so I know how it feels to have attention shared with a sibling. — Suriya

Funny Fired Up Quotes By Paulo Coelho: When we release our dark side, it will

When we release our dark side, it will completely overshadow the best in us. — Paulo Coelho

Funny Fired Up Quotes By Francis Bacon: God's first creature, which was light.

God's first creature, which was light. — Francis Bacon