Funny Fighting Quotes
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Funny Fighting Quotes & Sayings
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My job as a comedian is to heighten awareness about locally grown produce, fight factory farming, and promote euthanasia, but in a funny way.
— Dov Davidoff
I'll fight Lloyd Honeyghan for nothing if the price is right.
— Marlon Starling
I saw on HBO they were advertising a boxing match "It's a fight to the finish". That's a good place to end.
— Mitch Hedberg
Going into a game against Lew Alcindor [later Kareem Abdul-Jabbar] is like going into a knife fight and finding there's no blade in your handle.
— Bill Fitch
I've been fighting to be who I am all my life. What's the point of being who I am, if I can't have the person who was worth all the fighting for?
— Stephanie Lennox
The fundamental question is how to develop and maintain compassion.
— Dalai Lama XIV
A brick could create a clear winner in a fight if instead of fighting pillows against blankets, you fought bricks against blankets.
— Amy Summers
When an actor marries an actress they both fight for the mirror.
— Burt Reynolds
Auto racing, bull fighting, and mountain climbing are the only real sports ... all the others are games.
— Ernest Hemingway,
There's a great deal of child left in me and acting is fun. It's a make believe thing.
— David Canary
I was six foot one inch when I started fighting, but with all the uppercuts I'm up to six foot five inches.
— Chuck Wepner
Everyone forgets that what's fun about a romantic comedy is how these two people are going to fight with each other and how's that going to be funny.
— Nicholas Stoller
To dwell on the things taht depress or anger us does not help in overcoming them. One must knock them down alone.
— Walter Isaacson
The duration of passion is proportionate with the original resistance of the woman.
— Honore De Balzac
Fighting is a lot like making love. Timing is everything.
— Miles Watson
What exactly constitutes an emergency in a modelling agency? Two girls fighting to death with a hair straightener?
— Kate Forster
Sukhvinder wished that she could be more like Krystal: funny and tough; impossible to intimidate; always coming out fighting.
— J.K. Rowling
Swearing was invented as a compromise between running away and fighting.
— Finley Peter Dunne
Remember men, you are fighting for the ladies honor, which is probably more than she ever did.
— Groucho Marx
Home economics - kids in school used to be taught how to shop, how to cook from scratch, how to be in control of their diets. Doesn't happen anymore.
— Michael Moss
The driver is going over it with a chamois, lovingly. This at least hasn't changed, the way men caress good cars. He's
— Margaret Atwood
When our bed is made, it's covered in 40 pillows-like we're stockpiling ammo for the global pillow fight.
— Jim Gaffigan
It's hard to fight when you're in a gazebo.
— Mitch Hedberg
It's funny how people who we fight with the most at the end of day are the ones that really got your back.
— Jasmine V
Sqwaak!" from Fletcher, the environmental crime fighting parrot in The Big Belch graphic novel by Kay Wood.
— Kay Wood
There's a way out of every situation.
— Leo Tolstoy
I wanted to beat the heck out of the JV guys for that, except I wouldn't know what to do in a fistfight without a manual.
— Carrie Harris
I know I can still play, but it's like I told my wife, I'm just tired mentally. I'm just tired
— Brett Favre
Silicon Valley is the best place to start a tech company in so many ways.
— Niklas Zennstrom