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Jealousy sees things always with magnifying glasses which make little things large, of dwarfs giants, of suspicions truths. — Miguel De Cervantes

A female feline named Katta
Is getting fatta and fatta
But she's pretty and purry
And funny and furry
So what does an ounce or two matta? — Lilian Jackson Braun

I do dislike people with Moral Aims. Everyone asks me why I learn Arabic, and when I say I just like it, they looked shocked and incredulous. — Freya Stark

If a woman cannot make her mistakes charming, she is only a female. — Oscar Wilde

You think it's something in the water or is she just touched?" "She's just touched, — Kristen Ashley

Look at your watch now. You're still a super hot female. — Gwen Stefani

And certainly, the mistakes that we male and female mortals make when we have our own way might fairly raise some wonder that we are so fond of it. — George Eliot

Cale! Have you had a female in here?"

Calic laughed carelessly. "Depends on when you're referring to. — Kiersten Fay

An ugly smile. An ugly soul. — George R R Martin

Actually, I can't remember when I was not writing. — Gore Vidal

Are you a female dog?"
"What?" Massie asked. "Why?"
"Because you are acting like a real bitch! — Lisi Harrison

Reader, I am myself the subject of my book; you would be unreasonable to spend your leisure on so frivolous and so vain a matter. — Bernard Malamud

A man's plumbing is like his mind: simple, very few surprises. You ladies, on the other hand ... well, God put a lot of thought in making you. — Khaled Hosseini

I shook my head back and forth as though I was a human etch-a-sketch, erasing the memory. — Nicole Gulla

This is what happiness feels like. I've missed it. Even — Jay Northcote

Tell me, Lothaire, I want to know. Convince me why I should love you."
"Because any other female would! — Kresley Cole

For someone who wrote a novel with a superhero named "Dark Lightning," you wouldn't think a thunderstorm would make me so nervous. — J.M. Richards

Sometimes, the sounds of laugh can be the tome of sadness and only true friends can notice them. — Aileen

Great minds think alike-especially when they are female. — Christina Dodd

I'm sick of the media making female sports athletes into supermodels, when they're clearly sixes at best. — Daniel Tosh

It's nice to know about something as soon as it happens, and obviously a newspaper can't provide that. — Tabitha Soren

And my piece of advice is ... don't flirt with any of the female instructors. They all have access to weapons bigger than yours. — Simone Elkeles

He is like a female llama surprised in her bath. — Winston Churchill

There is something pure and honest in the way a man treats a woman when he thinks she isn't aware. It shows the kind of man he truly is. — Dannika Dark

Words need worlds in order to be worlds. worlds though don't need words in order to be worlds. — Mark Z. Danielewski

My rage and sense of alienation as to how women have been written, have allowed themselves to be written, in so many ways, has political roots. — Kate Zambreno

Every woman needs to think about her career above everything. And I'll say it again ... Kate [Siegel] is unemployed. — Kate Siegel

Unfortunately the leading proponent of ignorance in our society has become the very same institution that was created to fight it - The Church. — Sunday Adelaja

Women who seek advice from single women about getting a man is like asking a homeless man how to be rich. — Habeeb Akande

The manlier you are, the harder it is to understand what a woman wants: there is not a hint of female brain in you. — Criss Jami

Tip#27

Kiss a girl if you're a female,

If you're a single male kiss a Guy

(Idea)
It's fun to offend society ~ — Hazel Cartwright