Funny Father Quotes

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Funny Father Quotes By Bob Monkhouse: My father only hit me once, but he My father only hit me once, but he used a Volvo. Bob Monkhouse
Funny Father Quotes By Mike Myers: My father was always a straight-up funny guy. My father was always a straight-up funny guy. He was silly. He was my inspiration. Mike Myers
Funny Father Quotes By Rodney Dangerfield: When I was born I brought no joy, When I was born I brought no joy, my father said he wanted a boy! Rodney Dangerfield
Funny Father Quotes By William Shakespeare: Mother, you have my father much offended. Mother, you have my father much offended. William Shakespeare
Funny Father Quotes By Bill Cosby: I once asked my father for a dollar I once asked my father for a dollar for the school picnic. He told me how he once killed a grizzly bear with his loose-leaf notebook. — Bill Cosby
Funny Father Quotes By Craig Ferguson: I've started looking at my own father a I've started looking at my own father a bit funny. He assures me, though, that I really am the son of a Scottish postman. — Craig Ferguson
Funny Father Quotes By Adam Rex: Scottish Play Doe was born at 4:13 a.m. Scottish Play Doe was born at 4:13 a.m. on September 6th. The ink was barely dry on his father's new tattoo. — Adam Rex
Funny Father Quotes By Paullina Simons: The anecdote was funny, but as my father The anecdote was funny, but as my father gazed across the river at the university of his youth, his Russian life was in his eyes. — Paullina Simons
Funny Father Quotes By Will Smith: Just because the kid's cute, doesn't mean you're Just because the kid's cute, doesn't mean you're not the father. — Will Smith
Funny Father Quotes By Peter Jacobson: My first film role was a reporter. It's My first film role was a reporter. It's funny, because my father was a news reporter. I always thought there was something strange about that. — Peter Jacobson
Funny Father Quotes By Drew Carey: I was raised by just my mom. See, I was raised by just my mom. See, my father died when I was eight years old. At least, that's what he told us in the letter.. — Drew Carey
Funny Father Quotes By Bill Cosby: My father would pass gas and then blame My father would pass gas and then blame it on imaginary animals. — Bill Cosby
Funny Father Quotes By Frank Carson: My father fought in World War I and My father fought in World War I and single-handedly destroyed the Germans' line of communication. He ate their pigeon. — Frank Carson
Funny Father Quotes By Ronald Reagan: The moral equal of our Founding Fathers. The moral equal of our Founding Fathers. — Ronald Reagan
Funny Father Quotes By Jimmy Carr: My father always used to say, "What doesn't My father always used to say, "What doesn't kill you, makes you stronger," - 'til the accident. — Jimmy Carr
Funny Father Quotes By William Goldman: Funny thing- Morgenstern's folk's were named Max and Funny thing- Morgenstern's folk's were named Max and Valerie and his father was a doctor. — William Goldman
Funny Father Quotes By Timothy J. Russert: The older I get, the smarter my father The older I get, the smarter my father seems to get. — Timothy J. Russert
Funny Father Quotes By Mike Myers: My father was a very funny man, and My father was a very funny man, and one of my strongest recollections is hearing him laugh. He didn't like people who had no sense of humour. — Mike Myers
Funny Father Quotes By Jonathan Winters: My mother and father were very strange people. My mother and father were very strange people. They tried to be funny which is always very sad to me. — Jonathan Winters
Funny Father Quotes By Steven Wright: My father was a small claims court jester. My father was a small claims court jester. — Steven Wright
Funny Father Quotes By Ali Shariati: My father chose my name , and my My father chose my name , and my last name was chosen by my ancestors . That's enough, I myself choose my way — Ali Shariati
Funny Father Quotes By Holly Hood: Satan impregnated my mother one lovely spring morning. Satan impregnated my mother one lovely spring morning. We didn't have the heart to tell my father. — Holly Hood
Funny Father Quotes By Dean Koontz: He's my father, whoever he is, so he He's my father, whoever he is, so he must have had sex with my mother at least once, and I'd love to kill him for that. — Dean Koontz
Funny Father Quotes By Moby: Better a loving single-parent family than a 'conventional' Better a loving single-parent family than a 'conventional' family where the parents hate each other and the father is a demagogue. — Moby
Funny Father Quotes By Zach Galifianakis: My father used to beat me with his My father used to beat me with his belt ... while it was still on him. — Zach Galifianakis
Funny Father Quotes By Jackson Radcliffe: Every child needs a father. Even if he Every child needs a father. Even if he turns out to be Darth Vader. — Jackson Radcliffe
Funny Father Quotes By Charles Dickens: "Well," said my aunt, "this is his boy "Well," said my aunt, "this is his boy - his son. He would be as like his father as it's possible to be, if he was not so like his mother, too." — Charles Dickens
Funny Father Quotes By Rihanna: My knees on the ground, dear father, don't My knees on the ground, dear father, don't let me break, please make me stronger. — Rihanna
Funny Father Quotes By Denis Markell: At this moment, I know that the answer At this moment, I know that the answer has to be yes. I am defeated. By my own father. How Darth Vader. — Denis Markell
Funny Father Quotes By Chic Murray: My father was a simple man; my mother My father was a simple man; my mother was a simple woman; you see the result standing in front of you, a simpleton. — Chic Murray
Funny Father Quotes By Haruki Murakami: Sheep hurt my father, and through my father, Sheep hurt my father, and through my father, sheep have also hurt me. — Haruki Murakami
Funny Father Quotes By Joannah Miley: Wasn't it what her father always warned her Wasn't it what her father always warned her about? Don't jump off a bridge because a cute guy tells you to? — Joannah Miley
Funny Father Quotes By Jessica Khoury: WHERE IS MY SON?" Uncle Antonio bellows, levelling WHERE IS MY SON?" Uncle Antonio bellows, levelling the two AK-47s he's holding at the lot of us. "Get away from him, you bastards! — Jessica Khoury
Funny Father Quotes By Terry Pratchett: They didn't have to be funny - they They didn't have to be funny - they were father jokes. — Terry Pratchett
Funny Father Quotes By Chetan Bhagat: We sat on the floor for dinner. Ananya's We sat on the floor for dinner. Ananya's father passed me a banana leaf. I wondered if i had to eat it or wipe my hands with it. — Chetan Bhagat
Funny Father Quotes By Ken Jennings: I pick up Dylan. He certainly takes after I pick up Dylan. He certainly takes after his father: about three-quarters of his body weight seems to be head, and three-quarters of that is ears. — Ken Jennings
Funny Father Quotes By Wes Locher: Our family was nearly torn apart on several Our family was nearly torn apart on several occasions by arguments started when the refrigerator door was open for what my father deemed as 'too long. — Wes Locher
Funny Father Quotes By Chic Murray: My mother was so house proud that when My mother was so house proud that when my father got up to sleepwalk she had the bed made by the time he got back. — Chic Murray