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My father taught me a good lesson: Don't get to low when things go wrong. And don't get too high when things are good.
— Robert Parish
I was a little bit ashamed of American TV because I thought, 'None of the shows my father works on are as funny as my father.'
— Joss Whedon
Every child needs a father. Even if he turns out to be Darth Vader.
— Jackson Radcliffe
They didn't have to be funny - they were father jokes.
— Terry Pratchett
WHERE IS MY SON?" Uncle Antonio bellows, levelling the two AK-47s he's holding at the lot of us. "Get away from him, you bastards!
— Jessica Khoury
Wasn't it what her father always warned her about? Don't jump off a bridge because a cute guy tells you to?
— Joannah Miley
Sheep hurt my father, and through my father, sheep have also hurt me.
— Haruki Murakami
At this moment, I know that the answer has to be yes. I am defeated. By my own father. How Darth Vader.
— Denis Markell
"Well," said my aunt, "this is his boy - his son. He would be as like his father as it's possible to be, if he was not so like his mother, too."
— Charles Dickens
My father used to beat me with his belt ... while it was still on him.
— Zach Galifianakis
He's my father, whoever he is, so he must have had sex with my mother at least once, and I'd love to kill him for that.
— Dean Koontz
My mother and father were very strange people. They tried to be funny which is always very sad to me.
— Jonathan Winters
The older I get, the smarter my father seems to get.
— Timothy J. Russert
Funny thing- Morgenstern's folk's were named Max and Valerie and his father was a doctor.
— William Goldman
The moral equal of our Founding Fathers.
— Ronald Reagan
