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Funny Fast Quotes By Jerry Coleman: You didn't have to say it was gone.

You didn't have to say it was gone. It was gone before it got outta here. It was going that fast. — Jerry Coleman

Funny Fast Quotes By Abel Ferrara: It's funny, the hardest thing to do is

It's funny, the hardest thing to do is to make something look like it's fast, loose and improvised, and get somebody to laugh. — Abel Ferrara

Funny Fast Quotes By Brit Gosik: Woah, their gorgeous not so fast I haven't

Woah, their gorgeous not so fast I haven't even catched your name or your number - Jaxson Evans — Brit Gosik

Funny Fast Quotes By Pele: No individual can win a game by himself.

No individual can win a game by himself. — Pele

Funny Fast Quotes By Elizabeth Barrett Browning: Think, in mounting higher, the angels would press

Think, in mounting higher, the angels would press on us, and aspire to drop some golden orb of perfect song into our deep, dear silence. — Elizabeth Barrett Browning

Funny Fast Quotes By Ken Boshcoff: The issues of going back to coal in

The issues of going back to coal in Ontario? I don't think we're going to win that one. — Ken Boshcoff

Funny Fast Quotes By George Carlin: Life gets really simple once you cut out

Life gets really simple once you cut out all the bull shit they teach you in school. — George Carlin

Funny Fast Quotes By Tim Vine: I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah.

I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah. He was trying to pull a fast one. — Tim Vine

Funny Fast Quotes By Van Heerling: Funny, no matter how fast one travels, the

Funny, no matter how fast one travels, the past is just a moment, just a thought away. — Van Heerling

Funny Fast Quotes By Amber Valletta: If you can be funny, it means you're

If you can be funny, it means you're intelligent. Your brain is working fast. — Amber Valletta

Funny Fast Quotes By J.A. Saare: Rhiannon's Law #16: If it looks like a

Rhiannon's Law #16: If it looks like a rabbit, and it hops like a rabbit, run the other way and fast. That shit is liable to tear you arm off. — J.A. Saare

Funny Fast Quotes By Joan Rivers: Life goes by fast. Enjoy it. Calm down.

Life goes by fast. Enjoy it. Calm down. It's all funny. Next. Everyone gets so upset about the wrong things. — Joan Rivers

Funny Fast Quotes By Steven Wright: I watched the Indy 500, and I was

I watched the Indy 500, and I was thinking that if they left earlier they
wouldn't have to go so fast. — Steven Wright

Funny Fast Quotes By Eddie Bane: I think I throw the ball as hard

I think I throw the ball as hard as anyone. The ball just doesn't get there as fast. — Eddie Bane

Funny Fast Quotes By J. B. Smoove: Live TV has an amazing pace to it.

Live TV has an amazing pace to it. You've got to be able to think quick, make changes last minute, and be funny and fast. — J. B. Smoove

Funny Fast Quotes By Al-Ghazali: Only that which cannot be lost in a

Only that which cannot be lost in a shipwreck is yours. — Al-Ghazali

Funny Fast Quotes By Cassandra Clare: Quip fast, die young.

Quip fast, die young. — Cassandra Clare

Funny Fast Quotes By Chris Rock: It's hard for a man to turn down

It's hard for a man to turn down sex ... if they chase us, we can't run that fast. — Chris Rock

Funny Fast Quotes By David Coleman: That's the fastest time ever run - but

That's the fastest time ever run - but it's not as fast as the world record — David Coleman

Funny Fast Quotes By Craig Benzine: Things that don't exist do exist, they're just

Things that don't exist do exist, they're just really fast. — Craig Benzine

Funny Fast Quotes By Jim Davis: Life is like a Ferrari, it goes too

Life is like a Ferrari, it goes too fast. But that's ok, because you can't afford it anyway. — Jim Davis

Funny Fast Quotes By Megan Boyle: I wish i had 15-20 cats that would

I wish i had 15-20 cats that would serve as a blanket, like if i moved they would adjust to my new position, that would be good — Megan Boyle

Funny Fast Quotes By Joe Haldeman: You live, you die, they throw you on

You live, you die, they throw you on the compost heap. Then you live again, without the inconvenience of consciousness. — Joe Haldeman

Funny Fast Quotes By Paul Walker: It's funny to see the people connect with

It's funny to see the people connect with Fast & Furious the way they do. I had no clue, I didn't get it. And now, more I get it and I see it. — Paul Walker

Funny Fast Quotes By Ali Farahnakian: Teaching someone to be funny is like teaching

Teaching someone to be funny is like teaching someone to be fast. They're already fast. You're just making them faster. — Ali Farahnakian

Funny Fast Quotes By William E. Coles Jr.: The cure for moving too fast is just

The cure for moving too fast is just to slow down. — William E. Coles Jr.

Funny Fast Quotes By Eugene Ormandy: Without him here, it is impossible to know

Without him here, it is impossible to know how fast he will play it, approximately. — Eugene Ormandy

Funny Fast Quotes By Adam Carolla: When Asian people grow up fast they go

When Asian people grow up fast they go to college at 13. White people grow up fast it's about fudge packing and triple D's at 13. — Adam Carolla

Funny Fast Quotes By Daniel Tosh: That Asian guy is really good at kicking.

That Asian guy is really good at kicking. Shocking. Someone is pressing 'A' really fast somewhere. — Daniel Tosh

Funny Fast Quotes By Chelsea Handler: I know they don't recommend Ibuprofen during pregnancy,

I know they don't recommend Ibuprofen during pregnancy, but you needed something fast for the hangovers. — Chelsea Handler

Funny Fast Quotes By Doug Solter: I'll drop you back to test driver so

I'll drop you back to test driver so fast it will make your bra snap. — Doug Solter

Funny Fast Quotes By Melinda DuChamp: Someday my prince will come," she lamented softly,

Someday my prince will come," she lamented softly, "too fast. — Melinda DuChamp

Funny Fast Quotes By Swapna Rajput: Moms are so hard to understand! They'll never

Moms are so hard to understand! They'll never allow us to go on diet for fitness but forcefully make us fast in the name of God!
~Swapna Rajput~ — Swapna Rajput