Funny Farting Quotes
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Funny Farting Quotes & Sayings
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A celebrity farts, and everyone endures, but the unpopular will be thrased to death.
— Michael Bassey Johnson
Perhaps that is the wisdom of life, to tread in your father's steps, and look neither to the right nor to the left.
— W. Somerset Maugham
I am not afraid of my enemies, but by God, you must look out when you get among your friends.
— Cornelius Vanderbilt
I don't want to be a prisoner in a palace, living in such a constricted way - too tight!
— Dalai Lama
Her hair is longer now, and fine lines bracket her mouth, parentheses around a lifetime of words I was not around to hear.
— Jodi Picoult
You want the audience to be uncomfortable.
— Richard Thompson
Straight men just can't imagine the bliss of being in a relationship with someone who finds farting as funny as they do.
— Graham Norton
I had to admit it was adorable. You know, in a unicorns-farting-out-rainbows kind of way that made me want to hurl.
— Gemma Halliday
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— Anonymous
Girls don't poop, so don't claim you do. You can fart - because farting is funny - but we don't want to know that you poop.
— Ryan Hansen
When we do what is right, we have contentment, peace and happiness.
— Beverly LaHaye
Politicians are leaches, mostly.
— Tibor R. Machan
Wrong thinking about God and people often begins with a debased image of ourselves.
— Brennan Manning
Education is the acquisition of the art of the utilisation of knowledge.
— Alfred North Whitehead
I enjoy my time alone.
— Stephanie Zimbalist
Directing movies is the best job there is, that's all. I can hardly say a word after that. It's just a great job.
— Nora Ephron
