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My greatest fear is that the audience will beat me to the punch line. — David Mamet

My job as a comedian is to heighten awareness about locally grown produce, fight factory farming, and promote euthanasia, but in a funny way. — Dov Davidoff

A lot of people pass through the thinking I'm a guru and take enough trips to understand that no, I was just a witness. I was just a witness. — Terence McKenna

All is well. Everything is working out for my highest good. Out of this situation only good will come. I am safe. It will work miracles in your life. — Louise L. Hay

Tell me you love me Emma. Even if you don't mean it.
-Julian Blackthorn — Cassandra Clare

When she came to write her story, she would wonder when the books and the words started to mean not just something, but everything. — Markus Zusak

We all must have the faith of children, but the doctrine of theologians. — Josemaria Escriva

To become a philosopher, start by walking very slowly. — Nassim Nicholas Taleb

Fighting a fully armed trained killer while naked always tipped the favor towards the guy with more than his underwear on. — Jason E. Fort

Truth begets knowledge and knowledge begets power. — Slade Combs

All around the garage and house were pieces of me, but they couln't put them together. They didn't see the completed puzzle standing in front of them. — Alexandra Bracken