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When someone told me I live in a fantasy land, I nearly fell off my unicorn. — Unknown

If we all learnt cat-speak, we would often find they are saying, "You stupid human, I am trying to tell you something important right now! — Leah Broadby

I do not think, Prospero,' he said, 'that one should attribute a very high degree of reality to your house. — John Bellairs

Knowing all the languages in the world could help you to really understand all the jokes you can hear ... from my future Kids' Funny Business. — Ivan Stoikov

Nahum bobbed again. 'My crest is cropped by croaking cranes. I go to drown in doleful dumps, dead-drunk with drearihead. — John Bellairs

It was a fabulous outfit, but it was so urban-fantasy book cover. — Chloe Neill

I can be a gentleman off and on. When the urge hits me. - Tran — Krista Alasti

Every dude in here has had a fantasy about Jessica Simpson. Here's mine: Jessica, hold your sister Ashlee so I can kick her in the throat. — Dave Attell

Err on the side of awesome. — Brandon Sanderson

Excuse me for a moment, will ye. I think I have to talk to the river,' he said unsteadily and flopped over the side-rail. — Ian Livingstone

Brother Wolf gave Anna an amused look and then went back to being scary. — Patricia Briggs

Fear of new ideas breeds angry head spiders that have been known to attack. — Leah Broadby

She would have to ride the nightmare in her sleep. Only that would keep it material, or enable her to dematerialize with it. — Piers Anthony

Rachel opened her mouth to respond, but the head cut her off. — Brandon Mull

Your pretense does not fool me, gnome. My eye will be upon you. — Cassandra Clare

You're not going to campus. You're going out to get drunk and play with other ladies' boobies. - Kye — Krista Alasti

Don't be hating on my peacock. It's just not right. - Kye — Krista Alasti

The Friday before winter break, my mom packed me an overnight bag and a few deadly weapons and took me to a new boarding school. — Rick Riordan

I am ewe to your ram. How can I call myself a man anymore?"
"The penis is a dead giveaway. — Jill Knowles

I shook my head back and forth as though I was a human etch-a-sketch, erasing the memory. — Nicole Gulla

David tells me that fairies never say 'We feel happy': what they say is, 'We feel dancey'. — J.M. Barrie

You both talk too much," the kid says. "Shut up. Don't make me tell you again."
We shut up, which I find hysterically funny. — Karen Marie Moning

Are you educated in the art of medicine?" Yeah, the art of Walgreens and Urgent Care. "A bit," I hedged. — Lisa T Bergren

Was it my fault that I got out of hand?
--Loki — Joanne Harris

I get a kick out of cursing people for life on Sundays. — Emily Kirby

I glared at Christian as the blood smeared around. "You could have at least licked it."
He smirked darkly. "I hear that all too often. — Dannika Dark

It's funny how those we care about can create the same reaction that we get when we are facing down a monster ready to kill us. — Brandy Nacole

Anything worth doing is worth overdoing. Are you overdone yet? — Charlotte Henley Babb

I don't have a cherubic bone in my body."
"Maybe you've got your bone in someone else's cherubic body then? — Jane Washington

Do you mean that Zane is some kind of bird magnet? — C.J. Milbrandt

Normally, she would never wish a head injury on anyone, but it might make her days in Archival Studies a bit easier. — Jaleigh Johnson

No matter how strong you are, you cannot hold open the jaws of a great-white shark with your bare hands ... that can do your brain. — Ivan Stoikov

I never arrive unannounced without something big and juicy in hand.
- Simon Hunt — Dannika Dark

The truth of the matter was no boy I knew lived up to the fantasy I'd created from the many books I'd read, and I wasn't going to settle. — Natasha Boyd

Shadowmane sighed as well. :We had better do what this Topaz commands. Unicorns are jerks when they don't get their way.: — Ash Gray

Memory is like a box of chocolates. They disappear quickly. — Leah Broadby

One's fantasy goes for a walk and returns with a bride. — Bernard Malamud

Chiron looked surprised. I thought that would be obvious enough. The entrance to the Underworld is in Los Angeles. — Rick Riordan

I was beginning to think that Simon just had a bad case of OCD, ADD, and PMS. With a little BS and OMG mixed in. — Dannika Dark

So I flirt with disaster once or twice. Who doesn't?"
He snorted. "You don't just flirt with disaster, you have intercourse with it. — Dannika Dark

My own brother calling me a brickhead. Sneering faeries insulting me. Women punching me in the face. How much more am I to swallow in one bloody day? — Nora Roberts

Being a laborer with one hand is about as useful as being a sperm donor with one nut. — Devon McCormack

I might be able to walk away from sexy, dangerous shifters, but chocolate had me at its beck and call. — Meghan Ciana Doidge

If the proper preparations have been made and the necessary precautions taken, any staged event is guaranteed success
Ethelred The Unready — Robert Asprin

Fuck you!" "Right here?" He crossed his arms. "That definitely wouldn't help your getting over me. — Stacey Marie Brown

Someday my prince will come," she lamented softly, "too fast. — Melinda DuChamp

Katie purred in pleasure as she licked the beating vein in Jared's neck. — Jodie B. Cooper

But we don't do things like that!" said Vimes. "You can't go around arresting the Thieves' Guild. I mean, we'd be at it all day! — Terry Pratchett

Silas consumed only one food, and it was not bananas. — Neil Gaiman

There exists a microscopic breed of brain beetle, commonly known as an 'idea'. An idea desires only one thing: To catch the perfect brain wave. — Leah Broadby

Just shut up and talk. - Shella — Krista Alasti