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Funny False Friends Quotes By Justin Halpern: It's never the right time to have kids,

It's never the right time to have kids, but it's always the right time for screwing. God's not a dumb shit. He knows how it works. — Justin Halpern

Funny False Friends Quotes By Lancelot Andrewes: Pray we for the Clergy; that they may

Pray we for the Clergy; that they may rightly divide, that they may rightly walk; that while they teach others, themselves may learn. — Lancelot Andrewes

Funny False Friends Quotes By Warren W. Wiersbe: The devil tempts us to bring out the

The devil tempts us to bring out the worst in us, but the Father tests us to bring out the best in us. — Warren W. Wiersbe

Funny False Friends Quotes By Rumi: Argue not concerning God, ... re-examine all you

Argue not concerning God, ... re-examine all you have been told at church or school or in any book, dismiss whatever insults your soul ... . I — Rumi

Funny False Friends Quotes By Veronica Roth: How on earth do you make a pillow

How on earth do you make a pillow hurt, Lynn? — Veronica Roth

Funny False Friends Quotes By Charles Barkley: They don't let many black people in the

They don't let many black people in the governor's mansion in Alabama, unless they're cleaning. — Charles Barkley

Funny False Friends Quotes By Q-Tip: If there's a 'Cruel Summer' then there's got

If there's a 'Cruel Summer' then there's got to be a 'Cruel Winter,' right? That's all I'm saying. — Q-Tip

Funny False Friends Quotes By Ryan Cabrera: Cookies are unbelievable. I have a problem, I

Cookies are unbelievable. I have a problem, I eat like, four to five a day. — Ryan Cabrera

Funny False Friends Quotes By Peter Sagal: We're excited for when Sony greenlights the $50

We're excited for when Sony greenlights the $50 million film a "Bunch Of Swirling Colors" starring George Clooney and a lava lamp. — Peter Sagal

Funny False Friends Quotes By Raquel Cepeda: The Dominican Republic is my holy land, my

The Dominican Republic is my holy land, my Mecca. — Raquel Cepeda

Funny False Friends Quotes By Benjamin Alire Saenz: Well, you have to become a person first,

Well, you have to become a person first, — Benjamin Alire Saenz

Funny False Friends Quotes By Charles Churchill: He mouths a sentence as curs mouth a

He mouths a sentence as curs mouth a bone. — Charles Churchill

Funny False Friends Quotes By Richelle Mead: You can think whatever you want, do whatever

You can think whatever you want, do whatever you want ... I'm going to just go on loving you, even if it's hopeless. - Adrian Ivashkov — Richelle Mead

Funny False Friends Quotes By Socrates: Remember what is unbecoming to do is also

Remember what is unbecoming to do is also unbecoming to speak of. — Socrates

Funny False Friends Quotes By Invader: I love you, cold, unfeeling robot arm!

I love you, cold, unfeeling robot arm! — Invader