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If life is unfair with everyone, doesn't that make life fair — Thabang Gideon Magaola

I'd love to get into some comedy, but people keep saying, 'You're not funny!' And I say, 'Well, fair enough.' I have done comedy on stage. — Ciaran Hinds

If my name was on a serious work like this it would never get fair treatment. They would all say I had tried to be funny and failed. — Jerome K. Jerome

If it doesn't have siamese twins in a jar, it is not a fair. — Homer

Davis fouls out to third in fair territory. — Jerry Coleman

designer Peter Olokta said, "Fair isn't funny! — Anonymous

I got a horse for my wife. I thought it was a fair swap. — Bob Monkhouse

If she kept wondering about how much of her life Bran engineered, she'd end up on a funny farm knitting caps for ducks. — Patricia Briggs

I never thought it was fair that anatomy decided what my brain was fit for. — C.J. Redwine

God does not ask people to behave in order to be saved, but to believe. — Warren W. Wiersbe

[On the Chicago Cubs:] Being a Cubs fan prepares you for life - and Washington. — Hillary Clinton

Sometimes I feel that the only concept of fairness in our society is creams like fair & lovely or fair & handsome. — Jeroninio Almeida

And now you'll be telling stories of my coming back and they won't be false, and they won't be true but they'll be real — Mary Oliver

We can have no sympathy with those who seek the power of government to advance their own personal interests or ambitions. — Woodrow Wilson

British scientists have demonstrated that cigarettes can harm your children. Fair enough. Use an ashtray! — Jimmy Carr

To be fair he is Lord Byron," Jane said. "I don't know many people who haven't slept with him at one time or another."
Jane Fairfax — Michael Thomas Ford

Karaoke isn't fair when you're a comedian. The whole idea is to get people laughing and enjoying themselves, and I'm a professional funny guy. — Chris Rock

Sometimes it seems like this is the choice - either kick ass or kiss ass. — James Caan

Fate is a funny character. She puts obstacles in your path to see what character ye have. Life isn't fair,life is a test. — Melissa Francis

I've done coke 'til my nose was bleeding like the fourth week of Lilith Fair. — Doug Stanhope

The first time someone asked me if I was pregnant, I was eating friend cheese at the Summit County Fair — Olive B. Persimmon

Guide dogs for the blind. It's cruel really, isn't it? Getting a dog to lead a man round all day. Not fair on either of them. — Steve Coogan

It's not fair! (Ryssa)
Because life was ever about fairness.
Oh, to be as naive as his sister. — Sherrilyn Kenyon

Mr Moss's courtyard is railed in like a cage, lest the gentlemen who are boarding with him should take a fancy to escape from his hospitality. — William Makepeace Thackeray

Love is a human religion in which another person is believed in. - Robert Seidenberg — Dorothy Tennov

Sometimes it's good to be the smartest rat in the sewer. — Michael Houbrick