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Funny Face With Quotes By Celia Rivenbark: She appears to have a face that would

She appears to have a face that would stop a clock and raise hell with small watches, bless her heart. — Celia Rivenbark

Funny Face With Quotes By Kylie Scott: I stepped away from the wall and tried

I stepped away from the wall and tried to put on a happy face. It didn't work. "Hi."
"She says that so well." Mal turned to me and winked. — Kylie Scott

Funny Face With Quotes By Rodney Dangerfield: Last Halloween a kid tried to rip my

Last Halloween a kid tried to rip my face off. He thought it was a mask. Now it's different when I open the door the kids hand me candy. — Rodney Dangerfield

Funny Face With Quotes By Dane Cook: I saw a young boy eating an ice

I saw a young boy eating an ice cream cone, ... I smashed it in his face. You know that kid is going to remember me when he's 50. — Dane Cook

Funny Face With Quotes By Sarah Rees Brennan: So this is the "smug idiot thinks he's

So this is the "smug idiot thinks he's funny" face, Kami observed. Not to be confused with other "smug idiot" variants. — Sarah Rees Brennan

Funny Face With Quotes By Jennifer L. Armentrout: There was no doubt in my mind that

There was no doubt in my mind that Daemon believed revenge was a dish best served in my face. — Jennifer L. Armentrout

Funny Face With Quotes By Frankie Boyle: I always wondered about that woman who had

I always wondered about that woman who had that face transplant. If you went to bed with her, would that technically count as a threesome? — Frankie Boyle

Funny Face With Quotes By Frankie Boyle: Don't you think its quite weird for Prince

Don't you think its quite weird for Prince Harry, getting really stoned and seeing your grans face appearing on your money. — Frankie Boyle

Funny Face With Quotes By K.D. Sarge: He's wearing flannel!" Alan yelped. "He's shoving his

He's wearing flannel!" Alan yelped. "He's shoving his straight in my face! — K.D. Sarge

Funny Face With Quotes By Robert Pattinson: My whole head is like I've had a

My whole head is like I've had a face lift. — Robert Pattinson

Funny Face With Quotes By Chris Elliott: I don't get offered many dramatic roles. As

I don't get offered many dramatic roles. As soon as my face pops up in a movie, everyone knows I'm the funny guy. — Chris Elliott

Funny Face With Quotes By Harlan Coben: Megan looked into Agnes's frightened face. Agnes had

Megan looked into Agnes's frightened face. Agnes had been so sharp just a few years back - funny and cutting and wonderfully ribald. — Harlan Coben

Funny Face With Quotes By Anthony Horowitz: She tried to smile sympathetically, but with her

She tried to smile sympathetically, but with her face it wasn't quite possible. — Anthony Horowitz

Funny Face With Quotes By Estelle: I love rom-coms. Any will do. Films such

I love rom-coms. Any will do. Films such as 'How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days' or 'Funny Face' with Audrey Hepburn. — Estelle

Funny Face With Quotes By Richard Gere: Always walk towards open doors. And if they

Always walk towards open doors. And if they slam shut in your face, kick that sucker in and keep going. — Richard Gere

Funny Face With Quotes By Nicki Minaj: & I'm all up all up all up

& I'm all up all up all up in the bank with the funny face — Nicki Minaj

Funny Face With Quotes By Katherine McIntyre: You're like an oceanic Lassie." My grin twitched

You're like an oceanic Lassie." My grin twitched on my face, threatening to tumble over into laughter again. — Katherine McIntyre

Funny Face With Quotes By Alice Greczyn: It reminds me how funny living in LA

It reminds me how funny living in LA can be; You go to a friend's barbecue and you leave the face of Victoria Beckham's look book. — Alice Greczyn

Funny Face With Quotes By Katherine Dunn: The classic definition of slapstick runs along the

The classic definition of slapstick runs along the line of, Funny is someone else ramming his face repeatedly into a brick wall. — Katherine Dunn

Funny Face With Quotes By Renita D'Silva: You put cow dung on my face?' 'Every

You put cow dung on my face?' 'Every day religiously until you were three. Why else do you think your skin is so clear? — Renita D'Silva

Funny Face With Quotes By Jeaniene Frost: That face. That body. And you know he's

That face. That body. And you know he's packing. Look at the angle on that dangle. — Jeaniene Frost

Funny Face With Quotes By Julie Brown: I think you figure out how to be

I think you figure out how to be funny by necessity. It's not a natural thing, being funny in the face of tragedy is kind of demented. — Julie Brown

Funny Face With Quotes By Casey Clipper: Funny he could take down a group of

Funny he could take down a group of terrorists without blinking an eye, but come face to face with this gorgeous woman, and he lost his common sense. — Casey Clipper

Funny Face With Quotes By Bauvard: Making love to a person in their sleep

Making love to a person in their sleep is the only guarantee they'll wake up with a smile on their face. — Bauvard

Funny Face With Quotes By Bo Burnham: I'm gay for Jesus, fill me with your

I'm gay for Jesus, fill me with your grace. Pour your love all over me, but please aim away from my face. — Bo Burnham

Funny Face With Quotes By Cara Delevingne: Scorsese, Spielberg, Tarantino, Peter Jackson - all of

Scorsese, Spielberg, Tarantino, Peter Jackson - all of you: I'm here, I'm ready. I can do funny faces, I can sing, I can dance. Hire me! — Cara Delevingne

Funny Face With Quotes By Bil Keane: Time goes by at such a pace,it's funny

Time goes by at such a pace,it's funny how it's easy to forget her face — Bil Keane

Funny Face With Quotes By Nenia Campbell: We don't have dealings. He just stalks me.

We don't have dealings. He just stalks me. I'm popular like that. — Nenia Campbell

Funny Face With Quotes By Daniel Bryan: It's looks like someone slapped you in the

It's looks like someone slapped you in the face with a fruit roll-up or something! — Daniel Bryan

Funny Face With Quotes By Will Rogers: Sometimes people deserve a high five, in the

Sometimes people deserve a high five, in the face, with a chair. — Will Rogers

Funny Face With Quotes By David Frost: The creed of the Inland Revenue is simple:

The creed of the Inland Revenue is simple: "If we can bring one little smile to one little face today, then somebody's slipped up somewhere." — David Frost

Funny Face With Quotes By Mitch Hedberg: I don't want to have my face on

I don't want to have my face on the cover of a Wheaties box. I wanna have my face on the cover of a Rice Krispies box. "Snap, Krackle, Mitch and Pop"! — Mitch Hedberg

Funny Face With Quotes By Mitch Hedberg: You should never tell someone they have a

You should never tell someone they have a nice dimple, because maybe they were shot in the face with a BB gun. — Mitch Hedberg

Funny Face With Quotes By Rutina Wesley: Kristin Bauer is so funny. Half the time

Kristin Bauer is so funny. Half the time I'm working with her I'm just trying to keep a straight face. — Rutina Wesley

Funny Face With Quotes By Audrey Hepburn: I never thought I'd land in pictures with

I never thought I'd land in pictures with a face like mine. — Audrey Hepburn

Funny Face With Quotes By Amit Kalantri: You should praise, criticize and flirt with people

You should praise, criticize and flirt with people right to their face, only then it will make a difference. — Amit Kalantri

Funny Face With Quotes By Alan King: Let's face it: It's difficult enough to be

Let's face it: It's difficult enough to be funny without worrying about what is going to offend whom. — Alan King

Funny Face With Quotes By Henny Youngman: He is the only man I ever met

He is the only man I ever met with a seersucker face. — Henny Youngman

Funny Face With Quotes By Noel Fielding: When I was a little kid I wanted

When I was a little kid I wanted to be Face. I thought, cos I had blond hair and he did too, that when I grew up I'd look like him. — Noel Fielding

Funny Face With Quotes By Melissa Grey: If her hormones had a face, she would

If her hormones had a face, she would slap it. — Melissa Grey

Funny Face With Quotes By Randall Cobb: When I got up I stuck to my

When I got up I stuck to my plan - stumbling forward and getting hit in the face. — Randall Cobb

Funny Face With Quotes By Audrey Hepburn: I have no illusions about my looks. I

I have no illusions about my looks. I think my face is funny. — Audrey Hepburn

Funny Face With Quotes By Frances Winkler: I don't mean like balls-in-your-face or gifts of

I don't mean like balls-in-your-face or gifts of pornography and butt plugs romantic, just cute, over-the-pants, PG-13 movie stuff. — Frances Winkler

Funny Face With Quotes By William Shakespeare: [Thine] face is not worth sunburning.

[Thine] face is not worth sunburning. — William Shakespeare

Funny Face With Quotes By Sherrilyn Kenyon: You know, there are just some things you

You know, there are just some things you never expect to face even on this job. A flying primate that shoots fire out its nose is one of them. — Sherrilyn Kenyon

Funny Face With Quotes By Groucho Marx: [Mrs. Teasdale]: He's had a change of heart.

[Mrs. Teasdale]: He's had a change of heart. [Groucho]: A lot of good that'll do him. He's still got the same face. — Groucho Marx

Funny Face With Quotes By Hugh Antoine D'Arcy: And then I met a woman,now comes the

And then I met a woman,
now comes the funny part;
with eyes that petrified my brain
and sunk into my heart. — Hugh Antoine D'Arcy

Funny Face With Quotes By John Cleese: One minute, I was saying, "Hello, Mr. Bunny!"

One minute, I was saying, "Hello, Mr. Bunny!" and smiling at its sweet little face and funny floppy ears. The next, the fucker savaged me. — John Cleese

Funny Face With Quotes By Rodney Dangerfield: I knew a girl so ugly, she had

I knew a girl so ugly, she had a face like a saint-a Saint Bernard! — Rodney Dangerfield

Funny Face With Quotes By Gilbert Gottfried: I changed the face of comedy. I used

I changed the face of comedy. I used to be funny. — Gilbert Gottfried

Funny Face With Quotes By Nora Roberts: My own brother calling me a brickhead. Sneering

My own brother calling me a brickhead. Sneering faeries insulting me. Women punching me in the face. How much more am I to swallow in one bloody day? — Nora Roberts

Funny Face With Quotes By Jane Austen: I frequently observe that one pretty face would

I frequently observe that one pretty face would be followed by five and thirty frights. — Jane Austen

Funny Face With Quotes By Huntley Fitzpatrick: I could always get by on a fake

I could always get by on a fake ID, calm face, and a smile. My sister could look guilty saying her prayers. — Huntley Fitzpatrick

Funny Face With Quotes By Andrew Hinkinson: She was my friend because she was kind

She was my friend because she was kind and funny but she had a face like two oysters fused together in a Star Trek matter transporter accident. — Andrew Hinkinson

Funny Face With Quotes By Jessica Sorensen: The guy behind the counter scratches his neck.

The guy behind the counter scratches his neck. "Are you being serious?" Her face is stoic. "Absolutely. I never kid about teddy bears. — Jessica Sorensen

Funny Face With Quotes By Matthew Moy: A pie in the face is funny. Comedy

A pie in the face is funny. Comedy gold. — Matthew Moy

Funny Face With Quotes By Seanan McGuire: I have never wanted to punch a highway

I have never wanted to punch a highway in the face as badly as I do right now. — Seanan McGuire

Funny Face With Quotes By Lila Felix: She paced back and forth while I rinsed

She paced back and forth while I rinsed and decided to face the music - or the Echo. — Lila Felix

Funny Face With Quotes By Kathleen Bittner Roth: Good Lord, that has to be the homeliest

Good Lord, that has to be the homeliest woman I have ever laid eyes on. My horse's face is better-looking. — Kathleen Bittner Roth

Funny Face With Quotes By Ilona Andrews: A shadow crossed Andrea's face. "I don't want

A shadow crossed Andrea's face. "I don't want to be his TWT-IHFB." "What does that mean?" "That Weird Thing I Haven't Fucked Before." I choked. — Ilona Andrews

Funny Face With Quotes By Andrew Hussie: An obscenely long, coarse kermit cock is being

An obscenely long, coarse kermit cock is being dragged across my anguished face. — Andrew Hussie

Funny Face With Quotes By Brian Herbert: Her face looked like a fruit from which

Her face looked like a fruit from which all the juice had been sucked. — Brian Herbert

Funny Face With Quotes By TheFlamingPopsicle: Are you kidding me? The last time I

Are you kidding me? The last time I saw a face like yours, I fed it a banana. — TheFlamingPopsicle

Funny Face With Quotes By Gwenn Wright: Liza took her time sipping her tea. That's

Liza took her time sipping her tea. That's what I hear Janet. Of course, living it up can take years off your life and add them to your face. — Gwenn Wright