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August in Kansas City is hotter than two rats f**king in a sock.
— Ichiro Suzuki
Women are like shower faucets, you must treat them carefully, because if you do not, it will either burn your balls or freeze your ass.
— M.F. Moonzajer
Do not complain about two things; your job and your position, because you can always change them.
— M.F. Moonzajer
She was so funny, stubborn and courageous and I loved her. But all turned to be fake
— M.F. Moonzajer
Their vaginas were just ships passing in the night, stopping to pick up every dirty sailor.
— K.F. Germaine
I am like a dead begonia hanging upside down because like a dead begonia I don't give a f**k.
— David Levithan
Isn't it funny? You forgive people before they ask forgiveness. Later they expect your apologize.
— M.F. Moonzajer
Dayum! You know Charley's pissed when the f-bomb is flying out her mouth like it's her job to drop them.
— Jacquelyn Ayres
The funny part about Islam is; even if you rape a woman, it would be considered as her fault.
— M.F. Moonzajer
I can't see that it's wrong to give him a little legal experience before he goes out to practice law.
— John F. Kennedy
Medicine's a funny business. After all, dispensing chemicals is considered mainstream and diet and nutrition is considered alternative.
— Charles F. Glassman
I am a pacifist, but be aware that I also carry a gun.
— M.F. Moonzajer
His was a great sin who first invented consciousness. Let us lose it for a few hours.
— F Scott Fitzgerald
Before I could say anything, Jamie began writing giant letters over the words with his index finger.F-U-C-K Y-O-U.
My sentiments exactly. — Michelle Hodkin
It's a funny thing about comin' home. Looks the same, smells the same, feels the same. You'll realize what's changed is you.
— F Scott Fitzgerald
What the fuck?" That was me. Pete's not an f-word kinda guy. Me? My current record is eighty-two F-bombs in under a minute.
— Adrienne Wilder
I'll drink your champagne. I'll drink every drop of it, I don't care if it kills me.
— F Scott Fitzgerald
I look at things logically. The humor I do is to go from A to B to C to D, and F is the funny.
— Ron Shock
There is a lot to learn about love and positions.
— M.F. Moonzajer
I suppose the latest thing is to sit back and let Mr. Nobody from Nowhere make love to your wife.
— F Scott Fitzgerald
I can eat you at breakfast, not because I am a monster; it is only because you are too cute and yummy.
— M.F. Moonzajer
The strongest should come first in comedy because once a character is really established as funny everything he does is funny.
— F Scott Fitzgerald
It's all life is. Just going 'round kissing people.
— F Scott Fitzgerald
Sadness is like growing of hairs around our ass; we may not like it or want it, but it is surprisingly always there.
— M.F. Moonzajer
A woman who is praying and a woman who is having fun, they both say " Oh My God", the only difference is how they pronounce it.
— M.F. Moonzajer
I have a copy of you in my brain; when you make me angry I do very bad things to you.
— M.F. Moonzajer
Never miss a party ... good for the nerveslike celery. — F Scott Fitzgerald
If ever an error had "F" written on it, that grounder did.
— Jerry Coleman
I want you to lie to me just as sweetly as you know how for the rest of my life.
— F Scott Fitzgerald
We all men want a bad girl friend, but a good wife.
— M.F. Moonzajer
Funny how different life could be, so many things that make you take one route instead of another. If only we could live them all.
— Peter F. Hamilton
Sex before love is like a bandage before a wound.
— M.F. Moonzajer
You know, sometimes kids get bad grades in school because the class moves too slow for them. Einstein got D's in school. Well guess what, I get F's!!!
— Bill Watterson
What most readers do not realize is that it takes a particular genius to write funny, to satirize.
— F. Sionil Jose
If someone took the 'F' letter off me, I'd be ucked.
— Chelsea Handler
