Funny Eye Quotes
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Funny Eye Quotes & Sayings
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Snake eyes is a gambling term, and an animal term, too.
— Mitch Hedberg
For Christmas one year I bought my son a BB gun. He bought me a t-shirt with a bulls eye on the back.
— Rodney Dangerfield
Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving.
— David Letterman
As a boy, I was ashamed to wear glasses. I memorized the eye chart, and then on the test they asked essay questions.
— Woody Allen
Anything above 40 is a little too old for me. I just look for a girl who is funny and has nice eyes and a smile.
— Justin Bieber
The first thing men notice about a woman is her eyes. Then, when her eyes aren't looking, they notice her breasts.
— Conan O'Brien
Your pretense does not fool me, gnome. My eye will be upon you.
— Cassandra Clare
What happens if someone else has my eyes, and they start looking at stuff I don't like? I don't like the idea of that.
— Karl Pilkington
Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
— Paula Deen
I sometimes close my eyes during a show because I have drawn a picture of an audience enjoying the show more on the back of my eyelids.
— Mitch Hedberg
When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.
— Cathy Guisewite
Champagne's funny stuff. I'm used to whiskey. Whiskey is a slap on the back, and champagne's a heavy mist before my eyes.
— James Stewart
It's funny how he refuses to make eye contact during sex yet can't seem to keep his eyes off me the rest of the time.
— Colleen Hoover
Do my eyes deceive me, or is Senna's Lotus sounding rough?
— Murray Walker
As a child I watched Mary Poppins so many times I suffered from a condition with my sight. Umdiddleiddleiddleumdiddle Eye.
— Milton Jones
EXTREMELY FUNNY! A SUPER-VIRTUOSO! I expected to enjoy 'The Two and Only,' but I didn't expect to be touched, much less to find my eyes growing moist.
— Terry Teachout
Because you've been on dates where y'know, you forget to open your eyes and wear pants and speak English.
— David Cross
From the way Denny's shaking his head, he's either got an injured shoulder or a gnat in his eye.
— Jerry Coleman
I don't like John Terry and I never have. He's got funny eyes and he's a cry baby. He's also a Cockney.
— Noel Gallagher
It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye. Then it's fun and games you can't see anymore.
— James Hetfield
My eye was drawn to a bright green hue, the same shade as a poisonous Amazonian frog, the tiny, delightfully deadly ones.
— Gail Honeyman
Mom let go of us and leaned back so she could look us both in the eye. "No more spending the night in the tree fort, you two.
— Danielle Lee Zwissler
Maybe curiosity did kill your cat. But it wouldn't hurt to keep an eye on the neighbor's rottweiler just the same.
— Lois Greiman
I'm the munter of my friends. I've got wonky teeth and a lazy eye. My friend Rob is disgusted I'm a heart-throb.
— Russell Howard
As you can see, visually, with your eyes.
— Murray Walker
And I provide much- needed eye candy.
— Veronica Roth