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Funny Ex Boyfriends Quotes By Josin L. McQuein: Someone's attention shouldn't have a physical weight, but

Someone's attention shouldn't have a physical weight, but it does. Hate's a heavy burden; hope is worse. — Josin L. McQuein

Funny Ex Boyfriends Quotes By George Eliot: And certainly, the mistakes that we male and

And certainly, the mistakes that we male and female mortals make when we have our own way might fairly raise some wonder that we are so fond of it. — George Eliot

Funny Ex Boyfriends Quotes By Robert Fulghum: Wherever and however any one of us may

Wherever and however any one of us may be conceived, it is the same. We come into being in the arms of God. — Robert Fulghum

Funny Ex Boyfriends Quotes By Erwin McManus: We want to help everyone find meaning in

We want to help everyone find meaning in their life and help translate the story that each person actually matters in the world. — Erwin McManus

Funny Ex Boyfriends Quotes By A&E Kirk: It took me a moment to process that

It took me a moment to process that she'd just clothes-lined a freaking demon. Like it was a gnat. Like it was less than a gnat. — A&E Kirk

Funny Ex Boyfriends Quotes By Claudia Gray: In my opinion, all boyfriends should turn out

In my opinion, all boyfriends should turn out to be secretly wealthy. — Claudia Gray

Funny Ex Boyfriends Quotes By Jack Dykinga: A photographer is defined as much by what

A photographer is defined as much by what he or she decides not to photograph as by what is photographed. — Jack Dykinga

Funny Ex Boyfriends Quotes By Katy Perry: I wish that I was looking into your

I wish that I was looking into your eyes — Katy Perry

Funny Ex Boyfriends Quotes By Sylvia L'Namira: If you don't write, then read.

If you don't write, then read. — Sylvia L'Namira

Funny Ex Boyfriends Quotes By David Nicholls: Salmon. Salmon, salmon, salmon, salmon. I eat so

Salmon. Salmon, salmon, salmon, salmon. I eat so much salmon at these weddings, twice a year I get this urge to swim upstream. — David Nicholls

Funny Ex Boyfriends Quotes By Shawnee Smith: I had the greatest time of my life

I had the greatest time of my life making 'Saw 3.' More fun than '2' for sure. — Shawnee Smith

Funny Ex Boyfriends Quotes By Seneca The Younger: It is medicine, not scenery, for which a

It is medicine, not scenery, for which a sick man must go searching. — Seneca The Younger

Funny Ex Boyfriends Quotes By Robert C. Solomon: The brain can be seen as a complex

The brain can be seen as a complex machine, like a gooey computer. — Robert C. Solomon

Funny Ex Boyfriends Quotes By Tim Burton: Son, are you happy? I don't mean to

Son, are you happy? I don't mean to pry, but do you dream of Heaven? Have you ever wanted to die? — Tim Burton

Funny Ex Boyfriends Quotes By Philip Kerr: I always try to find a story in

I always try to find a story in the margins of history, but I don't like to do too much that's improbable. — Philip Kerr

Funny Ex Boyfriends Quotes By D.A. Paul: I liked my face. Ethan liked my face.

I liked my face. Ethan liked my face. A lot of people liked my face. Besides, makeup was really just glorified face paint. — D.A. Paul

Funny Ex Boyfriends Quotes By Sherrilyn Kenyon: You're so beautiful. I wish I'd seen you

You're so beautiful. I wish I'd seen you as a child. (Acheron)
You didn't miss much. I had buck teeth and stringy hair. (Kat) — Sherrilyn Kenyon