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Funny Ex Boyfriend Quotes By M.D. Saperstein: What's a book boyfriend and how do I

What's a book boyfriend and how do I find them so I can kick their asses? — M.D. Saperstein

Funny Ex Boyfriend Quotes By Diana Peterfreund: I really wish your boyfriend would stay out

I really wish your boyfriend would stay out of my love life."
"Funny. I bet Felicity wishes her boyfriend would stay out of it, too. — Diana Peterfreund

Funny Ex Boyfriend Quotes By M.D. Saperstein: I pull out my e-reader and get back

I pull out my e-reader and get back to my fictional boyfriend. Lord knows he won't cheat on me. — M.D. Saperstein

Funny Ex Boyfriend Quotes By Robyn Carr: You should get a better boyfriend. One with

You should get a better boyfriend. One with an IQ higher than a turnip. — Robyn Carr

My ex-boyfriend can round last night, which was weird because I didn't know he was in a coma. — Jo Brand

Funny Ex Boyfriend Quotes By George R R Martin: The gods are never that good.

The gods are never that good. — George R R Martin

Funny Ex Boyfriend Quotes By Kylie Scott: I am a vicious and unrepentant killer who

I am a vicious and unrepentant killer who should be locked up. With him, my idiot boyfriend. — Kylie Scott

Funny Ex Boyfriend Quotes By Jonathan Stroud: He was transfixed at the sight of the

He was transfixed at the sight of the lords and ladies of his realm running about like demented chickens. — Jonathan Stroud

How long is it polite to continue to be interested in what someone says after they reveal they've got a boyfriend? — Russell Brand

Funny Ex Boyfriend Quotes By Barbara Kingsolver: If the Lord hasn't got a boyfriend lined

If the Lord hasn't got a boyfriend lined up for me to marry, that's his business. — Barbara Kingsolver

Funny Ex Boyfriend Quotes By Neal Stephenson: I don't hold it against you that you

I don't hold it against you that you turned out Irish, either. I wasn't there to make Englishmen of you, and so it's Irish you are, by default. — Neal Stephenson

Funny Ex Boyfriend Quotes By Noam Chomsky: Median real income is below its level of

Median real income is below its level of twenty-five years ago. For males, median real income is below what it was in 1968. — Noam Chomsky

Funny Ex Boyfriend Quotes By Jacob Clifford Moomaw: On life and peaks it is the same.

On life and peaks it is the same. With strength we win the grail, but courage is the thing we need to face the downward trail. — Jacob Clifford Moomaw

Funny Ex Boyfriend Quotes By Rick Riordan: Annabeth dies, trying to keep her boyfriend, the

Annabeth dies, trying to keep her boyfriend, the Son of Poseidon, from drowning. — Rick Riordan

Funny Ex Boyfriend Quotes By Libba Bray: You set fire to my house, killed my

You set fire to my house, killed my family, and ate my dog. But steal my boyfriend? That's a step too far. — Libba Bray

Funny Ex Boyfriend Quotes By Diane Warren: I've been in grocery stores, and if they're

I've been in grocery stores, and if they're playing my music, I'll yell, 'Hey! I wrote that!' I've been next to cars and have done that! — Diane Warren

Funny Ex Boyfriend Quotes By Anonymous: Karma is for learning, not for punishment.

Karma is for learning, not for punishment. — Anonymous

Funny Ex Boyfriend Quotes By Lucy Liu: Everything I buy is vintage and smells funny.

Everything I buy is vintage and smells funny. Maybe that's why I don't have a boyfriend. — Lucy Liu

Funny Ex Boyfriend Quotes By K.A. Mitchell: So does that mean if you won't fuck

So does that mean if you won't fuck me because I'm high, I could fuck you because you're not? — K.A. Mitchell

Funny Ex Boyfriend Quotes By Jimmy Fallon: I know what you want. And I know

I know what you want. And I know what you need. But I'm gonna screw it up, yeah, cause I'm an idiot. And I'm your boyfriend. — Jimmy Fallon

Funny Ex Boyfriend Quotes By Eugene Ormandy: Think of your girlfriend or boyfriend or whomever

Think of your girlfriend or boyfriend or whomever you want to. — Eugene Ormandy

Funny Ex Boyfriend Quotes By Lance Berkman: I've always enjoyed baseball, but even when I

I've always enjoyed baseball, but even when I was a kid I can remember viewing it with a businesslike approach. — Lance Berkman

Funny Ex Boyfriend Quotes By Beth Garrod: Luke is the sort of boy Taylor Swift

Luke is the sort of boy Taylor Swift could at least three songs out of. — Beth Garrod