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What is the purpose of video games if not to train you in the skills you will need to survive? - King Hercalon V — L.R.W. Lee

And certainly, the mistakes that we male and female mortals make when we have our own way might fairly raise some wonder that we are so fond of it. — George Eliot

I wonder what chairs think about all day: "Oh, here comes another asshole." — Robin Williams

It may not seem funny now, because it's happening to us, but centuries from this moment, people will laugh in wonder. — Matt Taibbi

A Tolet ad: "Two beds boys available". I wonder which one is Tolet? — Santosh Avvannavar

If you go to Bed Bath & Beyond without a coupon, people will wonder if you're OK. — John Pinette

Your welcome means more to me, Ivy Alisha Tamwood, than a thousand souls. Watching Rachel work is a wonder of one catastrophe after another. — Kim Harrison

When you're directing something, you absolutely have to be involved in all layers of the process. — Cate Blanchett

Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag? — Steven Wright

Do you know, it's funny, but I never thought of being blind as a disadvantage, and I never thought of being black as a disadvantage. — Stevie Wonder

Pastors spend a good bit of time helping people with their sin. Who helps them with their sin? — Johnny Hunt

Just at present you only see the tree by the light of the lamp. I wonder when you would ever see the lamp by the light of the tree. — G.K. Chesterton

We become strongest, I feel, when we have no friends upon whom to lean, or to look for moral gudance — Benito Mussolini

I wonder if vampire's eyebrows can grow back. — Robert Pattinson

Me neither," Shane put in. "Homie don't play that."
"I wonder, sometimes, if your generation speaks English at all," Amelie said. — Rachel Caine

Sometimes I wonder how many others you're texting while you're texting me. — Abdul'Rauf Hashmi

You wonder sometimes how our government puts on its pants in the morning. — Jon Stewart

You're like a mosquito that won't die. Back up or I'll swat you down. — Tijan

The beautiful couple is beautiful. — John Green

Being on 'The Sopranos' definitely prepared me for the militant secrecy of 'Mad Men.' — Cara Buono

A person's worth is quite independent of their usefulness to society. — Kjell Magne Bondevik

So, I'm the Eighth Wonder of the World. It's flattering and very, very funny. — Eva Longoria

I sometimes wonder if necrophiliacs are really into dead people or if they just enjoy the quiet. — Doug Stanhope

My God, no wonder people like being tied up. — Cherise Sinclair

Others wonder, if the Bogey isn't wearing his pants, who is? — Jodi Lynn Anderson

I wonder what will happen if i put a hand cream on my feet, will they get confused and start clapping? — Ellen DeGeneres

Did anyone wonder if someone hit his head for him? — K.J. Charles

Stevie Wonder always smells so good ... I'm like a DEA dog, I can smell people a block away! — Gloria Estefan

Who picks your clothes - Stevie Wonder? — Don Rickles

Man, my girl is one tough chick when she wants to be. I wonder if it has something to do with those
big, comfy granny panties she's got on. — Simone Elkeles

Look at you making a joke! You're funny. No wonder Carmine fell in love with you. — J.M. Darhower

You kissed me like that when I was a blushing bride ... ? I wonder what I was blushing about? — Gracie Allen

The world now lacks a " Sir Pom-pom", with all his funny ways! I wonder where he is now? Or is he anywhere at all? Can someone be nowhere? — Jack Vance

God is Santa Claus for Grown-Ups. — Oliver Markus

The sermon which I write inquisitive of truth is good a year after, but that which is written because a sermon must be writ is musty the next day. — Ralph Waldo Emerson

Poems for children help them celebrate the joy and wonder of their world. Humorous poems tickle the funny bone of their imaginations. — Charles Ghigna

Elias and Laia are each other's countermelodies. I am just a dissonant note. — Sabaa Tahir