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Funny Er Quotes By Marco Rubio: Just like Trump Tower, he [Donald Trump] must

Just like Trump Tower, he [Donald Trump] must have hired a foreign worker to do his own tweets. — Marco Rubio

Funny Er Quotes By Woodrow Wilson: To do things today exactly the way you

To do things today exactly the way you did them yesterday saves thinking. — Woodrow Wilson

Funny Er Quotes By Dee Hock: The disgruntled are abundant among those who are

The disgruntled are abundant among those who are idle, and to be idle is a matter of choice. — Dee Hock

Funny Er Quotes By Mitch Hedberg: I want to get a job naming kitchen

I want to get a job naming kitchen appliances. That seems easy; refrigerator, toaster, blender. You just say what the thing does and add "er". — Mitch Hedberg

Funny Er Quotes By Tom Watson: Golf will grow so long as it's fun.

Golf will grow so long as it's fun. — Tom Watson

Funny Er Quotes By Richelle Mead: Because she told me - she was afraid

Because she told me - she was afraid that I was moving in on Adrian."
"Really? Did you defend our love? — Richelle Mead

Funny Er Quotes By Katherine Center: I don't want my kids to be like

I don't want my kids to be like me. I want them to be better than me. — Katherine Center

Funny Er Quotes By Anne Gracie: What the dev - er, deuce did you

What the dev - er, deuce did you do that for? It hurt!"
"Good," said the angel. "I was afraid these new shoes would not be sturdy enough. — Anne Gracie

Funny Er Quotes By Kendall Grey: No place I'd rather be stuck than inside--er,

No place I'd rather be stuck than inside--er, with you, Dr. Morgan. — Kendall Grey

Funny Er Quotes By George Eliot: A mother's yearning feels the presence of the

A mother's yearning feels the presence of the cherished child even in the degraded man. — George Eliot

Funny Er Quotes By Ada Leverson: The Futurists? ... Well, of course, they are

The Futurists? ... Well, of course, they are already past. — Ada Leverson

Funny Er Quotes By Kirstin Chen: Govern a family as you would cook a

Govern a family as you would cook a small fish - very gently. — Kirstin Chen

Funny Er Quotes By Gwendoline Riley: She was learning something important: how to live

She was learning something important: how to live within the sound of her own slow breathing, how to love the view when her eyes were shut. — Gwendoline Riley

Funny Er Quotes By John Cameron Smith: Friends are true riches!

Friends are true riches! — John Cameron Smith

Funny Er Quotes By Rory Freedman: Speaking the truth gets a little easier each

Speaking the truth gets a little easier each time you do it. — Rory Freedman

Funny Er Quotes By Eric S. Raymond: There is a flip side to this. In

There is a flip side to this. In the Unix world, libraries which are delivered as libraries should come with exerciser programs. — Eric S. Raymond

Funny Er Quotes By Scott Lynch: I sometimes think that 'friend' is just a

I sometimes think that 'friend' is just a word I use for all the people I haven't murdered yet. — Scott Lynch

Funny Er Quotes By Sunday Adelaja: Never see yourself as a disappointment or failure

Never see yourself as a disappointment or failure just because you were fired — Sunday Adelaja

Funny Er Quotes By Murray Walker: Frentzen is taking, er, reducing that gap between

Frentzen is taking, er, reducing that gap between himself and Frentzen. — Murray Walker