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Funny Employee Quotes & Sayings
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God prospers me not to raise my standard of living, but to raise my standard of giving.
— Randy Alcorn
Money isn't everything as long as you have enough.
— Malcolm Forbes
I once tried to raise two tomato plants, and they died in spite of the fact I fertilized them every morning. Duh.
— Clyde Edgerton
Like yeast, it's impressive how considerably an ounce of determination can make one's efforts grow and expand.
— Richelle E. Goodrich
We Germans fear God, but nothing else in the world; and it is the fear of God, which lets us love and foster peace.
— Otto Von Bismarck
No wonder tobacco shops have a predilection for corners, for
— Vladimir Nabokov
The problem suggests the solution.
— Tom Payne
How come you don't ever hear about gruntled employees? And who has been dis-ing them anyhow?
— Steven Wright
Friendship is when you are yourself and not someone your not
— Jasmine Lozano