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Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.
— Albert Einstein
Julia had it easy... She never had to kill Romeo
— Richelle Mead
It is easy for me to love myself, but for ladies to do it is another question altogether.
— Johnny Vegas
It's funny how you can struggle with one piece and write a better one in a minute. When things come easy, it means it's good.
— Joe Satriani
I wish it was that easy to get turned on for me - at this point, I need a bottle of Belevere and a fighterjet.
— Chelsea Handler
You realize the bad guy isn't wearing a black cape or easy to spot; he's funny, makes you laugh, and has perfect hair.
— Taylor Swift
Funny how easy heartbreak can come. I've always had a talent for it.
— Christopher Moore
It's funny how easy it is to point out other peoples mistakes and make our own mistakes seem insignificant.
— Jack Kirby
Easy for you to say. You're the one who got plowed. I was doing the plowing. Cam's mouth opened. Oh my God, did I really just say that? I had.
— Jennifer L. Armentrout
Son, women are easy. They simply want everything. It's not difficult.
— Penelope Douglas
Solving this issue is as easy as turning over one's hand!
— Luo Guanzhong
The clitoris contains 8,000 nerve endings. It makes it easy to have sex. With yourself.
— Dannii Minogue
The funny thing is, Ivy, falling in love with you was as easy as breathing. The best time of my life.
— Kristen Callihan
Making modern games funny would be easy as pie if it was anybody's goal to actually make a funny game.
— Doug TenNapel
Screw this. He'd blown his shot at nice-and-easy, which only left quick-and-brutal - my favorite way to play.
— Rachel Vincent
I came home, the car was in the dining room. "How did you get the car in here?" "Easy, I took a left at the kitchen."
— Henny Youngman
I want to get a job naming kitchen appliances. That seems easy; refrigerator, toaster, blender. You just say what the thing does and add "er".
— Mitch Hedberg
Secret 7591.42.21. Avoiding weasel words in your intelligence analysis isn't easy when your intelligence analysis is about weasels.
— The Covert Comic
The big advantage of a book is that it's very easy to rewind. Close it and you're right back at the beginning.
— Jerry Seinfeld
It's really easy to be funny. You get a lot of funny people in a room, the show is funny.
— Jill Soloway
Love is like a war; easy to start but hard to end and you never know where it might take you.
— Oscar Wilde
I find it very easy playing Bond. I think he's hilarious. He gets himself into some extraordinarily funny situations.
— Daniel Craig
Sometimes it wasn't easy to be polite to someone who locked you in a mudpit
— Samantha Boyette
Sometimes I wish my brain didn't always have to warn me about things. Stupid people seem to live such easy, carefree lives.
— L. H. Cosway
Witty and mean is easy - but fond and funny is hard.
— Steven Moffat
