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Funny Donkey Quotes & Sayings

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Let me see you ride a donkey over my green again, and as sure as you have a head upon your shoulders, I'll knock your bonnet off, and tread upon it! — Charles Dickens

I get more ass than a giant donkey stable. — Bo Burnham

Michael, your my big brother. — Rachel Caine

Some speak of the savagery of beasts. I will ever prefer that to the thoughtless contempt some men have toward animals. — Robin Hobb

She kissed him as though there would be no tomorrow, and he kissed her back as if he believed they'd be together forever. — Jodi Thomas

I'm quite a broad girl, not at all delicate. I watch what I eat to stay in shape, but I'm against diets. I eat when I'm hungry, three meals a day. — Catherine Zeta-Jones

Love is like a flower - you have to let it grow. — John Lennon

I love those hockey moms. You know what they say the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull is? Lipstick. — Sarah Palin

I make love like a snake disguised as an elephant and a donkey. But I mustn't talk about sexual congress and Congress simultaneously. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly, but I bet you ain't never seen a donkey fly! Ha, ha! — Eddie Murphy