Funny Donkey Quotes
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Funny Donkey Quotes & Sayings
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Let me see you ride a donkey over my green again, and as sure as you have a head upon your shoulders, I'll knock your bonnet off, and tread upon it!
— Charles Dickens
I get more ass than a giant donkey stable.
— Bo Burnham
Michael, your my big brother.
— Rachel Caine
She kissed him as though there would be no tomorrow, and he kissed her back as if he believed they'd be together forever.
— Jodi Thomas
I'm quite a broad girl, not at all delicate. I watch what I eat to stay in shape, but I'm against diets. I eat when I'm hungry, three meals a day.
— Catherine Zeta-Jones
Love is like a flower - you have to let it grow.
— John Lennon
I love those hockey moms. You know what they say the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull is? Lipstick.
— Sarah Palin
I make love like a snake disguised as an elephant and a donkey. But I mustn't talk about sexual congress and Congress simultaneously.
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly, but I bet you ain't never seen a donkey fly! Ha, ha!
— Eddie Murphy