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Funny Done With You Quotes By Henny Youngman: We were married for better or worse. I

We were married for better or worse. I couldn't have done better, and she couldn't have done worse. — Henny Youngman

Funny Done With You Quotes By Bill Bailey: I feel sorry for James Blunt, he has

I feel sorry for James Blunt, he has to wake up every morning and think 'Oh my God, I'm James Blunt, what have I done?' — Bill Bailey

Funny Done With You Quotes By Craig Benzine: The coffee's done? I LOVE IT WHEN THE

The coffee's done? I LOVE IT WHEN THE COFFEE'S DONE! — Craig Benzine

Funny Done With You Quotes By John Scalzi: You don't have paperwork," Savitri said. "You give

You don't have paperwork," Savitri said. "You give it all to me." "Is it done?" I asked. "As far as you know, yes," Savitri said. — John Scalzi

Funny Done With You Quotes By Chris Rock: Everything's funny - in the right context and

Everything's funny - in the right context and done by the right person. — Chris Rock

Funny Done With You Quotes By Frankie Boyle: I can't help thinking the failed New York

I can't help thinking the failed New York bomber would've done far more damage if he'd simply driven throught Times Square in a Toyota. — Frankie Boyle

Funny Done With You Quotes By Andy Summers: Aping what you've already done is just so

Aping what you've already done is just so dangerous and unrewarding. — Andy Summers

Funny Done With You Quotes By Thomas Carlyle: A poor creature who has said or done

A poor creature who has said or done nothing worth a serious man taking the trouble of remembering. — Thomas Carlyle

Funny Done With You Quotes By Simone Elkeles: She ignores me, so I cup my hands

She ignores me, so I cup my hands over my mouth and do something I haven't done in years - barnyard sounds. — Simone Elkeles

Funny Done With You Quotes By Xavier Niel: It's funny how the smallest things I've done

It's funny how the smallest things I've done speak the loudest about me, but I like that. — Xavier Niel

Funny Done With You Quotes By Rick Baker: It's funny: I've been very successful and done

It's funny: I've been very successful and done a lot of films, and I don't really have an agent - I don't really pursue jobs, I let people come to me. — Rick Baker

Funny Done With You Quotes By Lisa Kleypas: You're not worried about being compromised, are you?"

You're not worried about being compromised, are you?" he asked. "Because I've already done that. — Lisa Kleypas

Funny Done With You Quotes By Brandon Sanderson: Oh, storms yes! Everybody, give the Lopen your

Oh, storms yes! Everybody, give the Lopen your spheres! I have glowing that needs to be done. — Brandon Sanderson

Funny Done With You Quotes By Mike Birbiglia: A girl offered me E at the club.

A girl offered me E at the club. 'Have you ever done E?' 'I watch E.' — Mike Birbiglia

Funny Done With You Quotes By Mark W. Boyer: When it's all said and done remember, You

When it's all said and done remember, You are only as old as you look. — Mark W. Boyer

Funny Done With You Quotes By Jasinda Wilder: Oh, god ... " I whimper. "I haven't

Oh, god ... " I whimper. "I haven't done anything yet, baby," Colton growls. "I know," I pant. "I was just saying your name. — Jasinda Wilder

Funny Done With You Quotes By Gilbert Gottfried: I've done a lot of Fox shows since

I've done a lot of Fox shows since then - Married with Children, Living Single and a whole bunch of other Fox things. — Gilbert Gottfried

Funny Done With You Quotes By Eddie Izzard: I've done a bit of Latin in my

I've done a bit of Latin in my time ... but I can control it. — Eddie Izzard

Funny Done With You Quotes By C.S. Lewis: It is funny how mortals always picture us

It is funny how mortals always picture us as putting things into their minds: in reality our best work is done by keeping things out. — C.S. Lewis

Funny Done With You Quotes By Murray Walker: That's the first time he had started from

That's the first time he had started from the front row in a Grand Prix, having done so in Canada earlier this year. — Murray Walker

Funny Done With You Quotes By Stephen King: If you drop your Kindle in the toilet,

If you drop your Kindle in the toilet, you're done. — Stephen King

Funny Done With You Quotes By Kate Flannery: I think the whole concept that women aren't

I think the whole concept that women aren't funny is dead. It's over; it's done. — Kate Flannery

Funny Done With You Quotes By Monica Murphy: I'm sure I look a wreck. But he's

I'm sure I look a wreck. But he's the one who wrecked me so he may as well take a good long look at what he's done. — Monica Murphy

Funny Done With You Quotes By Billy Joe Shaver: The Devil made me do it the first

The Devil made me do it the first time -
the second time I done it on my own — Billy Joe Shaver

Funny Done With You Quotes By Wilson Mizner: Don't talk about yourself; it will be done

Don't talk about yourself; it will be done when you leave. — Wilson Mizner

Funny Done With You Quotes By Pawan Mishra: Is that the biggest favor your vocal cords

Is that the biggest favor your vocal cords have done to anyone this week? — Pawan Mishra

Funny Done With You Quotes By Kaylea Cross: He'd done it like he did everything else

He'd done it like he did everything else - with passion and total disregard for how much it might embarrass her. — Kaylea Cross

Funny Done With You Quotes By Eddie Izzard: "I've done your dog. It's got nine eyes

"I've done your dog. It's got nine eyes down the side, I made his head all square, 15 legs. What do you think of that?" "Fido looks a bit weird." — Eddie Izzard

Funny Done With You Quotes By Shawn Stockman: It's very funny to see a Justin Bieber

It's very funny to see a Justin Bieber song done by a bunch of grown men. — Shawn Stockman

Funny Done With You Quotes By Vera Farmiga: Chekhov, when it's done well and you're ready

Chekhov, when it's done well and you're ready for it, can actually be quite funny. — Vera Farmiga