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I rented a lottery ticket. I won a million dollars. But I had to give it back. — Steven Wright

Money doesn't always bring happiness. People with ten million dollars are no happier than people with nine million dollars. — Hobart Brown

My dad's like, If your mom and I are having sex and we videotape it and she falls out of bed funny, can I win ten-thousand dollars? — Bob Saget

It's an expensive place. The cheapest salad is twenty-five dollars."
"I hope that comes with extra croutons and a hand job. — Andrea Speed

If you want to be a truly great leader, you'll develop other great leaders below you. — Bo Schembechler

In adults, dependability is the fruit of maturity; in a child, it is the seed. — Richard M. Eyre

I do my films the best as I can, period. I always hope that, gradually, my honest work will reach Americans. — Michel Ocelot

The classical city promoted play with careful solicitude, building the theater and stadium as it built the market place and the temple. — Jane Addams

One sage is worth more than a thousand warriors. — Matshona Dhliwayo

Our way is not soft grass; it's a mountain path with lots of rocks. But it goes upwards, forward, toward the sun. — Ruth Westheimer

I'm kidding about having only a few dollars. I might have a few dollars more. — James Brown

Hello, Mrs. Tran ... I have David's homework. And if you ever want to see it again, you'll pay me the two million dollars I asked for. — Nenia Campbell

When I was kidnapped as a child my parents sent a letter to the hijackers me Pay 5,000 dollars or your back — Rodney Dangerfield

If you can walk with your head in the clouds and keep your feet on the ground, you can make a million dollars in the NBA. — Gary Dornhoefer

Community college is like a disco with books: "Here's ten dollars; let me get my learn on!" — Chris Rock

Walt Disney and I always said we were two children looking for our inner adults. — Dick Van Dyke

I don't mind cold water. I mean, it's fine. Wetsuits will serve you these days; it doesn't really matter. — Joel Parkinson

Schoolteachers can be some hard-eyed people, with talkin eyes; they mouth sayin one thing and them eyes be screamin another. — Alice Childress

stay too close
and she will leave.
stay too far
and she will leave.

distance is too delicate a thing. — AVA.

Keep your friends close, your enemies closer, and the junk food as far away as possble. — Krista Scott-Dixon

When I was born I owed twelve dollars. — George S. Kaufman