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Funny Dogs Quotes By Eleanor Porter: It's funny how dogs and cats know the It's funny how dogs and cats know the inside of folks better than other folks do, isn't it? Eleanor Porter
Funny Dogs Quotes By Lilian Jackson Braun: Dogs have their day but cats have 365. Dogs have their day but cats have 365. Lilian Jackson Braun
Funny Dogs Quotes By Jeff Valdez: Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. Jeff Valdez
Funny Dogs Quotes By Lisa Kudrow: Is it me? Is it like I have Is it me? Is it like I have a beacon that only dogs and men with severe emotional problems can hear? Lisa Kudrow
Funny Dogs Quotes By Cynthia Heimel: Dogs act exactly the way we would act Dogs act exactly the way we would act if we had no shame. Cynthia Heimel
Funny Dogs Quotes By Madame De Stael: The more I see of man, the more The more I see of man, the more I like dogs. — Madame De Stael
Funny Dogs Quotes By Elizabeth Bowen: Dogs are a habit, I think. Dogs are a habit, I think. — Elizabeth Bowen
Funny Dogs Quotes By Venus Williams: In my mind, I'm always the best. If In my mind, I'm always the best. If I walk out on the court (and) I think the next person is better, I've already lost. — Venus Williams
Funny Dogs Quotes By Jon Winokur: Both humans and dogs love to play well Both humans and dogs love to play well into adulthood, and individuals from both species occasionally display evidence of having a conscience. — Jon Winokur
Funny Dogs Quotes By Ernest Thompson Seton: Not Carnegie, Vanderbilt, and Astor together could have Not Carnegie, Vanderbilt, and Astor together could have raised money enough to buy a quarter share in my little dogs. — Ernest Thompson Seton
Funny Dogs Quotes By Paulo Coelho: I am beautiful and beauty is my reason I am beautiful and beauty is my reason for living. — Paulo Coelho
Funny Dogs Quotes By Moby: That is not all I need. I need That is not all I need. I need dogs. A house filled with dogs and a smart, funny, kind, loving girlfriend or wife. — Moby
Funny Dogs Quotes By Dee Henderson: Can I do anything for you? Bake you Can I do anything for you? Bake you cookies? Walk your dogs? Throw snowballs? Just generally be a distraction? — Dee Henderson
Funny Dogs Quotes By Lenny Bruce: Guys are like dogs. They keep comin' back. Guys are like dogs. They keep comin' back. Ladies are like cats. Yell at a cat one time, they're gone. — Lenny Bruce
Funny Dogs Quotes By Louise Brown: Don't call 'em dogs. Dogs are loyal and Don't call 'em dogs. Dogs are loyal and they run after balls. — Louise Brown
Funny Dogs Quotes By Tacitus: An honorable death is better than a dishonorable An honorable death is better than a dishonorable life.
[Lat., Honesta mors turpi vita potior.] — Tacitus
Funny Dogs Quotes By Elizabeth Marshall Thomas: Dogs who chase cars evidently see them as Dogs who chase cars evidently see them as large, unruly ungulates badly in need of discipline and shepherding. — Elizabeth Marshall Thomas
Funny Dogs Quotes By Mira Monroe: Funny, a witch who likes dogs over cats. Funny, a witch who likes dogs over cats. I think I like this about you. - Rhydian — Mira Monroe
Funny Dogs Quotes By Christy Leigh Stewart: Do animals understand the concept of dreams or Do animals understand the concept of dreams or do they think they enter another dimension when they get tired? — Christy Leigh Stewart
Funny Dogs Quotes By Elizabeth Kenny: I'd like to live every moment of my I'd like to live every moment of my life, but not a moment after. — Elizabeth Kenny
Funny Dogs Quotes By Cornelia Funke: Only to be expected!' Elinor's voice almost cracked. Only to be expected!' Elinor's voice almost cracked. Belligerent as a Bull Terrier, she marched up to him. — Cornelia Funke
Funny Dogs Quotes By Glendon Swarthout: The weather wouldn't settle down. It would rain The weather wouldn't settle down. It would rain cats and dogs, then stop, then drip awhile, then stop while it made up its mind what to do next. — Glendon Swarthout
Funny Dogs Quotes By David Letterman: They have dog food for constipated dogs. If They have dog food for constipated dogs. If your dog is constipated, why screw up a good thing? Stay indoors and let 'em bloat! — David Letterman
Funny Dogs Quotes By Christina Dodd: He who lies down with dogs shall rise He who lies down with dogs shall rise with fleas — Christina Dodd
Funny Dogs Quotes By Oliver Gaspirtz: Dogs are angels full of poop. Dogs are angels full of poop. — Oliver Gaspirtz
Funny Dogs Quotes By Katharine Tynan: January has only one thing to be said January has only one thing to be said for it: it is followed by February. Nothing so well becomes its passing. — Katharine Tynan
Funny Dogs Quotes By Steve Coogan: Guide dogs for the blind. It's cruel really, Guide dogs for the blind. It's cruel really, isn't it? Getting a dog to lead a man round all day. Not fair on either of them. — Steve Coogan
Funny Dogs Quotes By Barbara Woodhouse: I have caught more ills from people sneezing I have caught more ills from people sneezing over me and giving me virus infections than from kissing dogs. — Barbara Woodhouse
Funny Dogs Quotes By Anna Held: My little dog, he did not get ill. My little dog, he did not get ill. It is so funny that people get ill on a boat and dogs do not. — Anna Held
Funny Dogs Quotes By Mark E. Smith: If you're going to play it out of If you're going to play it out of tune, then play it out of tune properly. — Mark E. Smith
Funny Dogs Quotes By Peter Mullan: I find the world more absurd now than I find the world more absurd now than I did when I was a kid. — Peter Mullan
Funny Dogs Quotes By Ryan Lilly: The best cure for a stick up your The best cure for a stick up your butt is a dog to play fetch with. — Ryan Lilly
Funny Dogs Quotes By William J. Clinton: Sometimes I feel like a fire hydrant looking Sometimes I feel like a fire hydrant looking at a pack of dogs. — William J. Clinton
Funny Dogs Quotes By John Marsden: How funny are dogs? How funny are dogs? — John Marsden
Funny Dogs Quotes By Dark Jar Tin Zoo: I'm a dog lover and sex addict. Those I'm a dog lover and sex addict. Those two things are unrelated. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo