Funny Dogs Quotes
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It's funny how dogs and cats know the inside of folks better than other folks do, isn't it?
— Eleanor Porter
Dogs have their day but cats have 365.
— Lilian Jackson Braun
I stay out of the sun, which is very good. If you want to be in sun, please use SPF, it's important.
— AnnaLynne McCord
Number one way life would be different if dogs ran the world: All motorists must drive with head out window.
— David Letterman
Is it me? Is it like I have a beacon that only dogs and men with severe emotional problems can hear?
— Lisa Kudrow
True bravery means doing alone that which one could do if all the world were by.
— Francois De La Rochefoucauld
Dogs act exactly the way we would act if we had no shame.
— Cynthia Heimel
Dogs lead a nice life. You never see a dog with a wristwatch.
— George Carlin
The more I see of man, the more I like dogs.
— Madame De Stael
Dogs are a habit, I think.
— Elizabeth Bowen
In my mind, I'm always the best. If I walk out on the court (and) I think the next person is better, I've already lost.
— Venus Williams
Not Carnegie, Vanderbilt, and Astor together could have raised money enough to buy a quarter share in my little dogs.
— Ernest Thompson Seton
I am beautiful and beauty is my reason for living.
— Paulo Coelho
Can I do anything for you? Bake you cookies? Walk your dogs? Throw snowballs? Just generally be a distraction?
— Dee Henderson
Guys are like dogs. They keep comin' back. Ladies are like cats. Yell at a cat one time, they're gone.
— Lenny Bruce
An honorable death is better than a dishonorable life.[Lat., Honesta mors turpi vita potior.] — Tacitus
Dogs who chase cars evidently see them as large, unruly ungulates badly in need of discipline and shepherding.
— Elizabeth Marshall Thomas
Do animals understand the concept of dreams or do they think they enter another dimension when they get tired?
— Christy Leigh Stewart
I'd like to live every moment of my life, but not a moment after.
— Elizabeth Kenny
Only to be expected!' Elinor's voice almost cracked. Belligerent as a Bull Terrier, she marched up to him.
— Cornelia Funke
The weather wouldn't settle down. It would rain cats and dogs, then stop, then drip awhile, then stop while it made up its mind what to do next.
— Glendon Swarthout
They have dog food for constipated dogs. If your dog is constipated, why screw up a good thing? Stay indoors and let 'em bloat!
— David Letterman
He who lies down with dogs shall rise with fleas
— Christina Dodd
Dogs are angels full of poop.
— Oliver Gaspirtz
January has only one thing to be said for it: it is followed by February. Nothing so well becomes its passing.
— Katharine Tynan
Guide dogs for the blind. It's cruel really, isn't it? Getting a dog to lead a man round all day. Not fair on either of them.
— Steve Coogan
I have caught more ills from people sneezing over me and giving me virus infections than from kissing dogs.
— Barbara Woodhouse
My little dog, he did not get ill. It is so funny that people get ill on a boat and dogs do not.
— Anna Held
Sometimes I feel like a fire hydrant looking at a pack of dogs.
— William J. Clinton
How funny are dogs?
— John Marsden
I'm a dog lover and sex addict. Those two things are unrelated.
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo