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It's funny how dogs and cats know the inside of folks better than other folks do, isn't it? — Eleanor Porter

Dogs have their day but cats have 365. — Lilian Jackson Braun

I stay out of the sun, which is very good. If you want to be in sun, please use SPF, it's important. — AnnaLynne McCord

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. — Jeff Valdez

Number one way life would be different if dogs ran the world: All motorists must drive with head out window. — David Letterman

Is it me? Is it like I have a beacon that only dogs and men with severe emotional problems can hear? — Lisa Kudrow

True bravery means doing alone that which one could do if all the world were by. — Francois De La Rochefoucauld

Dogs act exactly the way we would act if we had no shame. — Cynthia Heimel

Dogs lead a nice life. You never see a dog with a wristwatch. — George Carlin

The more I see of man, the more I like dogs. — Madame De Stael

Dogs are a habit, I think. — Elizabeth Bowen

In my mind, I'm always the best. If I walk out on the court (and) I think the next person is better, I've already lost. — Venus Williams

Both humans and dogs love to play well into adulthood, and individuals from both species occasionally display evidence of having a conscience. — Jon Winokur

Not Carnegie, Vanderbilt, and Astor together could have raised money enough to buy a quarter share in my little dogs. — Ernest Thompson Seton

I am beautiful and beauty is my reason for living. — Paulo Coelho

That is not all I need. I need dogs. A house filled with dogs and a smart, funny, kind, loving girlfriend or wife. — Moby

Can I do anything for you? Bake you cookies? Walk your dogs? Throw snowballs? Just generally be a distraction? — Dee Henderson

Guys are like dogs. They keep comin' back. Ladies are like cats. Yell at a cat one time, they're gone. — Lenny Bruce

Don't call 'em dogs. Dogs are loyal and they run after balls. — Louise Brown

An honorable death is better than a dishonorable life.
[Lat., Honesta mors turpi vita potior.] — Tacitus

Dogs who chase cars evidently see them as large, unruly ungulates badly in need of discipline and shepherding. — Elizabeth Marshall Thomas

Funny, a witch who likes dogs over cats. I think I like this about you. - Rhydian — Mira Monroe

Do animals understand the concept of dreams or do they think they enter another dimension when they get tired? — Christy Leigh Stewart

I'd like to live every moment of my life, but not a moment after. — Elizabeth Kenny

Only to be expected!' Elinor's voice almost cracked. Belligerent as a Bull Terrier, she marched up to him. — Cornelia Funke

The weather wouldn't settle down. It would rain cats and dogs, then stop, then drip awhile, then stop while it made up its mind what to do next. — Glendon Swarthout

They have dog food for constipated dogs. If your dog is constipated, why screw up a good thing? Stay indoors and let 'em bloat! — David Letterman

He who lies down with dogs shall rise with fleas — Christina Dodd

Dogs are angels full of poop. — Oliver Gaspirtz

January has only one thing to be said for it: it is followed by February. Nothing so well becomes its passing. — Katharine Tynan

Guide dogs for the blind. It's cruel really, isn't it? Getting a dog to lead a man round all day. Not fair on either of them. — Steve Coogan

I have caught more ills from people sneezing over me and giving me virus infections than from kissing dogs. — Barbara Woodhouse

My little dog, he did not get ill. It is so funny that people get ill on a boat and dogs do not. — Anna Held

If you're going to play it out of tune, then play it out of tune properly. — Mark E. Smith

I find the world more absurd now than I did when I was a kid. — Peter Mullan

The best cure for a stick up your butt is a dog to play fetch with. — Ryan Lilly

Sometimes I feel like a fire hydrant looking at a pack of dogs. — William J. Clinton

How funny are dogs? — John Marsden

I'm a dog lover and sex addict. Those two things are unrelated. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo