Funny Doctors Quotes
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Funny Doctors Quotes & Sayings
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I'm what a normal, healthy, ideal American should be like.
— George McGovern
"Doctor, I have a ringing in my ears." "Don't answer!"
— Henny Youngman
All that a child needs is a great love.
— Lailah Gifty Akita
I recently bought the box set of 'Doctor Who' and watched it back to back, Unfortunately I wasn't the one facing the TV!
— Milton Jones
If you are not your own doctor, you are a fool.
— Hippocrates
I went to the doctor. I said to him "I'm frightened of lapels." He said, "You've got cholera."
— Tim Vine
Behind every good decathlete, there's a good doctor.
— Bill Toomey
Medicine's a funny business. After all, dispensing chemicals is considered mainstream and diet and nutrition is considered alternative.
— Charles F. Glassman
Unhealthy behavior is actually common among doctors, who tend to know a lot about medicine but very little about health.
— Sol Luckman
It isn't enough to love; we must prove it.
— Gretchen Rubin
Never return to a doctor whose office plants have died. After five days in hospital, I took a turn for the nurse.
— Spike Milligan
I told my doctor I got water on my knee, he gave me a sponge and raised his fee!
— Rodney Dangerfield
The Doctor called Mrs. Cohen saying, "Mrs. Cohen, your check came back." Mrs. Cohen answered, "So did my arthritis!"
— Henny Youngman
Each of us has our destination and target, but when we ignore it, we are used for purposes other than for what we were actually intended
— Sunday Adelaja
Love makes everything business.
— Auliq Ice
When asked in his late 90s if his doctor knew he still smoked, Burns said, 'No ... he's dead.'
— George Burns
Rule #1: Life is supposed to be fun!
— John McGrail
