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I can't take his genius any more. — Rita Hayworth

I guess the only way to stop divorce is to stop marriage. — Will Rogers

In real life, couples bond and war over a million different things. The causes of divorce are like beautiful, unique snowflakes. — Howard Mittelmark

Mystical explanations are thought to be deep; the truth is that they are not even shallow. — Friedrich Nietzsche

To name a thing is easy: the difficulty is to discern it before its appearance. — Pierre-Joseph Proudhon

All the rest of the world uses the word electricity. They've borrowed the word from English. But we Chinese have our own word for it! — Mao Zedong

It's very ugly' I said generously. 'But it looks as though it would laugh at snow. And, if you hit a deer it would hiccup, and keep going. — Maggie Stiefvater

Ah, yes, divorce ... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet. — Robin Williams

The difference between divorce and legal separation is that legal separation gives a husband time to hide his money. — Johnny Carson

Divorce runs high these days, but I'm an exception to the norm. I got divorced when marriage was still popular. — Bauvard

PACs corrupt the system. They handle vast amounts of money and the money corrupts. — Paul Ryan

The angels come to visit us, and we only know them when they are gone. - George Eliot — Ann Brashares

The worst reconciliation is better than the best divorce. — Miguel De Cervantes

Marriage isn't all that it's cracked up to be. Let me tell you, honestly. Marriage is probably the chief cause of divorce. — Larry Gelbart

He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house. — Zsa Zsa Gabor

The soul of man createth its own destiny of power; and as the trial is intenser here, his being hath a nobler strength in heaven. — Nathaniel Parker Willis

I actually think the subject of young divorce is pretty funny; I'd like to write a movie about it. — Olivia Wilde

Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse. — Groucho Marx

Workaholicism is such a tough addiction to get over. I had to divorce my wife because she was an enabler. — Dave Mordal

Mom's paintings are a very small part of the legacy she left behind. — Benigno Aquino III

Pilates makes you feel good because you're doing something that's good for your body, and you start seeing it. It elongates the muscles. — Behati Prinsloo

As soon as I get through with you, you'll have a clear case for divorce and so will my wife. — Groucho Marx

An open marriage is nature's way of telling you that you need a divorce. — Ann Landers

Success is doing the best you possibly can with what you've been given. There are an alarming number of wealthy failures in the world today. — John Avery

Why does every flight attendant seem like they are going through a divorce? — Natasha Leggero

She is no longer speaking. Clearly, some response is required — Gabrielle Zevin

I survived a divorce, no children and come to Paris three days per week. My cat ran away on a love adventure; don't know when he will be back. — Tionne Rogers

Just the other day I said to Fang, "Don't you think we've got a storybook romance?" and he said, "Yes, and every page is ripped. — Phyllis Diller

Divorce sucks. Let me tell you, after five years of marriage, it is devastating to have the person with the good credit move out. — Rich Vos