Funny Dirty Quotes
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Funny Dirty Quotes & Sayings
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She began to curl her hair and long for balls
— Jane Austen
He spat into the ocean and said, Eat that, galanos. And make a dream you've killed a man.
— Ernest Hemingway,
Their vaginas were just ships passing in the night, stopping to pick up every dirty sailor.
— K.F. Germaine
My only relationship policy is, don't bring your dirty laundry to work, no sex on company furniture and don't let it affect your work.
— Paula Graves
Malory! You've got a chipmunk on your pussy!
— Tamara Thorne
Big Business can make laws as easily as it can break them - and with as little impunity.
— Ralph Chaplin
Mysteries are feminine; they like to veil themselves but still want to be seen and divined.
— Karl Wilhelm Friedrich Schlegel
If you can walk into a set and feel the reality of it, then immediately you're not having to work to bring yourself into the character.
— Jerome Flynn
My humor is so dirty I could masturbate to it.
— Aleksandra Ninkovic
Ive had Malcolm since I was 12.
— Frankie Muniz
The funny thing is that everyone thinks I'm naturally dark because all of my siblings are, but I'm naturally dirty blond.
— Khloe Kardashian
He laughed, a big, open-mouthed laugh that made her think of words beginning with the letter O.
— Kerrigan Bane
I think poets tell better history than historians. Historians lie all the time but the poets can get to truth of it.
— John Cusack
I don't really need to be dirty to be funny.
— Jimmy Kimmel
I think he fucked me stupid- McKenzie Matthews- Being Beckett's
— P.S. Berryman
Friends are like bras, attached near your heart for support. Foes are like panties, deported, every now and then, when they get dirty.
— Santosh Kalwar
It's not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on.
— Marilyn Monroe
I have never pretended to be any kind of super-religious kind of man, but I feel very strongly that you can be funny without being dirty.
— Jonathan Winters
hornier than a bunny on ecstasy
— Kyle Adams
My friend has hand soap that smells like coconut. It's nice. Unless your hands are dirty from coconuts.
— Demetri Martin
The thing I don't get about paedophilia ... Why the hell do kids find old men in dirty raincoats so sexy?
— Frankie Boyle
Jenna, standing in the doorway with her mouth and hand full of shelled pistachios, says, 'Real' is a dirty word in this place'.
— Lauren DeStefano
People have sex, even the religious ones. Yet, when sex is transferred into words, suddenly it's dirty, vulgar, immoral, trashy. Funny huh?
— Hector Himeros
You win, you dirty evil butt-munch. I'll never not let you stay over again. Now let's go back to bed.
— Ethan Day