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Do I have a long-term plan? Kind of. I have a general direction, I think. But it's funny what comes down the pike. — Jeff Bridges

Right." A soft, choked laugh. "Kind of ruins the dramatic effect if I'm storming off in the wrong direction, doesn't it? — Kelley Armstrong

Any time you can squeeze out the opportunity to get better, you should. — Troy Polamalu

Life is too short to read bad books or drink bad wine. — Joy Daniels

Feeling its power, one Civil War paper trumpeted that Milton and Homer were for another age but for this one was the New York Herald. — Harold Holzer

Has anyone seen a raving bitch with nice hair? Holly shouted at the bottom of the stairs. Everyone who heard her pointed in a different direction. — Nicole Williams

The likelihood of getting lost is directly proportional to the number of times the direction-giver says, 'You can't miss it'. — Hal Roach

Science and literature are not two things, but two sides of one thing. — Thomas Huxley

Funny thing about straddling fences, though: eventually you end up with a pain in the butt and not much ground covered in any direction. — Logan Wolfram

Why bother to learn to read when you can smell meat a mile away? Chapter 2 — Mikhail Bulgakov

Lana said, Sam, can you, you know, like burn that concrete off her hands? — Michael Grant

I hate arrows. They try to tell me which direction to go. It's like "I ain't going that way, line with two thirds of a triangle on the end!" — Mitch Hedberg

They call me Domino for obvious reasons. One nudge in the right direction and I'm flat on my stomach. — Charlie Cochrane

Life is funny. Things change, people change, but you will always be you, so stay true to yourself and never sacrifice who you are for anyone. — Zayn Malik

Life is a crowded superhighway with bewildering cloverleaf exits on which a man is liable to find himself speeding back in the direction he came. — Peter De Vries

Your words hurt, Jazz. They hurt like cotton balls thrown in my direction. — Barry Lyga

I know what Germans are. They are a funny people. They are always choosing someone to lead them in a direction which they do not want to go. — Gertrude Stein

When I was growing up we didn't have a massive house and there were five women running around, so my dad and I had to stick together! — Louis Tomlinson