Funny Desk Quotes

A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer. — Mark Twain

Getting a woman's body and getting her heart are two different things. And gaining her trust is another problem entirely. — Lora Leigh

It's funny to me that power comes from sitting behind a desk. It should come from spending yourself. — Kirsty Eagar

Love is like air we can't see it but feel it. — Blackie

The bonds of friendship dwindle with age, Oliver. But a little blackmail lasts forever. — Stephen Hunt

Spiritual leadership is moving people on to God's agenda. — Henry Blackaby

Stop calling me a Nazi." "Why should I?" Miles's hand came down on the desk. "Because the systematic slaughter of millions of people isn't funny! — Francesca Zappia

My humor came from seeing my parents have sex, smoke weed, my mom being naked - just weird hippie stuff, twisted R-rated humor. — Shia Labeouf