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Funny Designated Drivers Quotes By Geoffrey Chaucer: Look up on high, and thank the God

Look up on high, and thank the God of all. — Geoffrey Chaucer

Funny Designated Drivers Quotes By Robert T. Kiyosaki: Rich Dad's Financial Statement: Income Expense Asset Liability

Rich Dad's Financial Statement: Income Expense Asset Liability — Robert T. Kiyosaki

Funny Designated Drivers Quotes By Laura Kalpakian: When you bite into a chocolate truffle, you

When you bite into a chocolate truffle, you don't want to find oat bran. — Laura Kalpakian

Funny Designated Drivers Quotes By Sunday Adelaja: Every work you do should be done unto

Every work you do should be done unto the Lord and your love to God must show in the quality of your product — Sunday Adelaja

Funny Designated Drivers Quotes By Ludacris: It's a crooked system, but gin straight take

It's a crooked system, but gin straight take the pain away. — Ludacris

Funny Designated Drivers Quotes By Brigitte Bardot: If I go to a restaurant, other people

If I go to a restaurant, other people stare. The meal is ruined. — Brigitte Bardot

Funny Designated Drivers Quotes By Greg Moore: Obviously the more pucks you get to the

Obviously the more pucks you get to the net, the more the percentages go up. — Greg Moore

Funny Designated Drivers Quotes By Jillian Michaels: Showing you pity doesn't do you any favors.

Showing you pity doesn't do you any favors. — Jillian Michaels

Funny Designated Drivers Quotes By Bill Maher: Catholicism has changed tremendously in recent years. Now

Catholicism has changed tremendously in recent years. Now when Communion is served there is also a salad bar. — Bill Maher

Funny Designated Drivers Quotes By Tite Kubo: Doesn't matter who it isI'll friggin break 'em-Grimmjow

Doesn't matter who it is
I'll friggin break 'em
-Grimmjow jaggerjaques — Tite Kubo

Funny Designated Drivers Quotes By William Friedkin: And it was only a week later that

And it was only a week later that I realized a close up of Steve McQueen was worth the greatest landscape you could find. — William Friedkin

Funny Designated Drivers Quotes By Amy Andrews: Better than an orgasm? Clearly the woman was

Better than an orgasm? Clearly the woman was having lousy orgasms. — Amy Andrews

Funny Designated Drivers Quotes By Valerie Martin: It was as though she practiced some shameful

It was as though she practiced some shameful art: black magic, voodoo, or poetry. — Valerie Martin

Funny Designated Drivers Quotes By Gore Vidal: You cannot deprive somebody of life, liberty, pursuit

You cannot deprive somebody of life, liberty, pursuit of happiness, because that is a right - constitutional right. — Gore Vidal