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Funny how gentle people get with you once you're dead. — William Holden

If you have intercourse you run the risk of dying and the ramifications of death are final. — Cyndi Lauper

While death is sadly inevitable, our grief will soon pass like a swallowed penny through one's bowels.

Painful change just takes time. — Jessica Watts

We're one of the most highly regulated industries, and we have to pay attention to what government is doing. — Paul R. Ehrlich

The truth is, we haven't really figured out yet how artists are going to thrive in modern mass societies. We're all experiments. — Brad Holland

As a matter of fact, there is still a lot of light at the end of the tunnel. We just have to find a way to get to it. — Tyrone Willingham

Text messages are dying a funny kind of death. — Anonymous

Hey, are you a boy or a - never mind, can I have a push on the swing? And some day, y'all, when we grow up, it's all gonna be that simple. — Andrea Gibson

Time is not something you give back. The very next moment may be an answer to your prayer. — Mitch Albom

I think that people need to have the courage of their convictions and not be trying to fool people into thinking that they've changed overnight. — Chris Bell

Have we failed to slow global warming pollution in part because climate and environmental activists have been too polite and well behaved? — Jeff Goodell

In most cases, no matter what it is, if you measure it and reward it, people will try to excel at it — Marcus Buckingham

He's really jealous, Ybon said rather weakly. Just have him meet me, Oscar said. I make all boyfriends feel better about themselves. — Junot Diaz

Jealousy is an unjust and stifling thing. — Zane Grey

In life, more than in anything else, it isn't easy to end up alive. — Roman Payne

As soon as men know that they can kill without fear of punishment or blame, they kill; or at least they encourage killers with approving smiles. — Simone Weil

I'm all for rational enjoyment, and so forth, but I think a fellow makes himself conspicuous when he throws soft-boiled eggs at the electric fan — P.G. Wodehouse

We're all made of the same kind of stuff, and there's none of us made of stuff that's flawless. — Susan Glaspell

Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome. — Isaac Asimov