Funny David Sedaris Quotes
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Ultimately all idolatry is worship of the self projected and objectified: all idolization is self-idolization.
— Will Herberg
I love things made out of animals. It's just so funny to think of someone saying, 'I need a letter opener. I guess I'll have to kill a deer.
— David Sedaris
It is funny the things that run through your mind when you're sitting in your underpants in front of a pair of strangers.
— David Sedaris
My father always made an amazing meatloaf, and I've inherited his skill. Leftover meatloaf in a sandwich? Come on!
— Elizabeth Banks
In a sea of trouble your thoughts are your lifeboat.
— Bryant McGill
Sarcasm doesn't appear to work on him. If that's true, I'm in trouble: It's my normal mode of communication.
— Rick Yancey
Simply put, the best revenge is to live an awesome life.
— Ramon Bautista
Owl love you forever
— David Sedaris
What other people call dark and despairing, I call funny.
— David Sedaris
The rabbit of Easter. He bring of the chocolate.
— David Sedaris
I hate you' she said to me one afternoon. 'I really, really hate you.' Call me sensitive, but I couldn't help but take it personally.
— David Sedaris
The man whom society will not forgive nor restore is driven into recklessness.
— Frederick William Robertson
You are my life, my very essence,You are the air that I breathe,
You are the key to my repentance
Which I confess is not a breeze! — Tatyana K. Varenko
I didn't go to college.
— Shelby Lynne
This holiday season I learned the vue if presence over presents.
— JohnA Passaro
And dialogue, I'm good at it, and it's because it's the only thing you have to work with in TV writing.
— Maria Semple
I have more things going on right now than I can actually do without the invention of a cloning device. It is great!
— Kristin Bauer Van Straten
