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To be successful, you can't just run on the fast track; run on your track. — John C. Maxwell

Ultimately all idolatry is worship of the self projected and objectified: all idolization is self-idolization. — Will Herberg

I love things made out of animals. It's just so funny to think of someone saying, 'I need a letter opener. I guess I'll have to kill a deer. — David Sedaris

It is funny the things that run through your mind when you're sitting in your underpants in front of a pair of strangers. — David Sedaris

My father always made an amazing meatloaf, and I've inherited his skill. Leftover meatloaf in a sandwich? Come on! — Elizabeth Banks

In a sea of trouble your thoughts are your lifeboat. — Bryant McGill

Sarcasm doesn't appear to work on him. If that's true, I'm in trouble: It's my normal mode of communication. — Rick Yancey

Simply put, the best revenge is to live an awesome life. — Ramon Bautista

Owl love you forever — David Sedaris

What other people call dark and despairing, I call funny. — David Sedaris

The rabbit of Easter. He bring of the chocolate. — David Sedaris

I hate you' she said to me one afternoon. 'I really, really hate you.' Call me sensitive, but I couldn't help but take it personally. — David Sedaris

The man whom society will not forgive nor restore is driven into recklessness. — Frederick William Robertson

You are my life, my very essence,
You are the air that I breathe,
You are the key to my repentance
Which I confess is not a breeze! — Tatyana K. Varenko

Your memories of me are part trees and part ocean and part magic, and I don't know if I will ever be that girl again. She was the best version of me. — Amy Reed

I myself am Muslim and I stand on the side of an open society. — Bassam Tibi

I didn't go to college. — Shelby Lynne

This holiday season I learned the vue if presence over presents. — JohnA Passaro

And dialogue, I'm good at it, and it's because it's the only thing you have to work with in TV writing. — Maria Semple

I have more things going on right now than I can actually do without the invention of a cloning device. It is great! — Kristin Bauer Van Straten

Physical nutrition is required to survive but you need to be mentally/emotionally healthy to thrive. — Maddy Malhotra